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28 Jan 2020

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Jordan Rodriguez
Jordan Rodriguez 3 dias atrás
There will be never be enough sacrifice
Haeherfeder02
Haeherfeder02 3 dias atrás
Why does this video have Polish subtitles? 😂
Drew
Drew 4 dias atrás
“Sacrificing people in the name of our lord and savior Zordon is TIGHT”
iTs Messiah
iTs Messiah 4 dias atrás
BRvid suggested it on Eid al-Adha 😂😂 even algorithm knows sacrificing others life is pure evil But this demonic cult won't stop
Jaster Mareel
Jaster Mareel 5 dias atrás
I love how Zordon is just chilling back there.
DreiSchwerterZorro
DreiSchwerterZorro 5 dias atrás
Well, they probably really had heaps of sacrifices, far to much. At least in Germany & the surroundings it just rained shitloads 😅
Batman Batman
Batman Batman 6 dias atrás
zordon from the power rangers?
Joni Mari Cruz
Joni Mari Cruz 7 dias atrás
Actually, Mr Telluh-Marqueder has some good points.
Trần Tuấn kiệt
Trần Tuấn kiệt 7 dias atrás
Behind the scene of power rangers
The Neon Warriors
The Neon Warriors 8 dias atrás
You stopped believing in North America? Yea just *COUNTRIES* in general
Some guy on the Internet
Isn't that just Planned Parenthood
Relaxe
Relaxe 8 dias atrás
Going through the comments makes me wonder if kids these days are really this stupid and unaware? "Hey man, I just realized, money is a social construct, OMG!!!" Hmm, yes, and...? Everyone who is not a moron knows that, there's many things that don't exist in Nature and we humans came up with so we can live easier and more efficient lives, and they work because we collectively decide that they work, money being one of those things. You're not edgy, you're not discovering some unknown scientific fact.
Riley Jein
Riley Jein 8 dias atrás
Love ur ringtone
Llamalus
Llamalus 9 dias atrás
I like to think there's only one song in this universe and it's the outro song
Wdorex12
Wdorex12 9 dias atrás
Who wacht PowerRenger Now?
Duckhead
Duckhead 13 dias atrás
I love how he's doing random stuff while talking
hantra17
hantra17 13 dias atrás
Money has only the value we have given it. Gold is something children sprinkle off their heads if they have played a little too wildly outside, and leaves are something we can give $ 30 for. Nothing has more value than we put into it.
hantra17
hantra17 11 dias atrás
@Carski If you can not see the philosophical in that nothing has more value than we give it, then okay. But let me end with a joke. What is the value of time? Ask your boss.
Carski
Carski 11 dias atrás
@hantra17 At this point I feel like we are discussing pure semantics and use too abstract concepts to reach any conclusion. Let's just agree to disagree.
hantra17
hantra17 11 dias atrás
@Carski What is the value of nothing? What is the value of words? What is the value of a trading card? What is the value of the truth when no one wants to hear it or admit it? What is the value of a lottery ticket that did not yield a penny? What is the value of water for a fish in the ocean? Before something has a value, we have to give it a value. There is a value in the things we need, but it has no value in itself. We must give it a value before it can have a value and hunger and thirst are a good motivation. If you have two groups where one can make everything but actually nothing, for everything can be eaten and another group there can make everything. Yes. One is richer than the other, but I do not think it is the one you think.
Carski
Carski 11 dias atrás
@hantra17 Yes, because even when we erase everything, get rid of the concept of giving anything value, some things are always going to be automatically more valuable than others, objectively. Like imagine fictional universe, where everyone has everything, because they can create it with their minds, world of wizards. Nothing has value, right? Becasue we can create everything. Now split the population in half, and let's do this fun thought experiment. Group A loses only ability to create drinkable water and food. Group B loses ability to create machines, clothes, drugs, almost everything, except food and water. They are still biologically humans. The world is bare, nothing grows, there is no water. Group A can create literally anything... yet, it doesn't matter, because they can't create what's the most valuable thing. Group B objectively, doesn't matter what concepts are, what trends, fashions, customs existed to this point, Group B has more wealth, even though Group A can have everything else.
hantra17
hantra17 11 dias atrás
@Carski What in the world were you discussing? Have I switched away from the fact that nothing has more value than we give it? If we do not give it a value, then how can it have a value? Does the air around us have a price? Everything has a price, yes, but it is a price we set.
Johanna Johanna
Johanna Johanna 15 dias atrás
"It turns out alot of stuff we thought was important just kinda stops existing when alot of people stop believing it exists." Words of wisdom right there.
SomeGuyInnaChair Animations
Hail Zordon
Gus Cichoski
Gus Cichoski 16 dias atrás
I like how his ringtone is the outro music
Razar Campbell
Razar Campbell 17 dias atrás
So money is essentially worthless and the VAST majority of people on the planet believe in some made-up, nonsense that's somehow become the dominant religion? How is that any different from THIS reality?
Daxtro
Daxtro 18 dias atrás
Put thursday on the phone, mr telemarketer. Coward
messibessi11
messibessi11 19 dias atrás
I mean we’ve all been there
Loyd's LizardsIII
Loyd's LizardsIII 20 dias atrás
The birds aren't real either, they decided.
ItsInvis Mitell
ItsInvis Mitell 20 dias atrás
Such a classic
Mary Dwyn
Mary Dwyn 22 dias atrás
🤣
KANENG BOTSHA
KANENG BOTSHA 22 dias atrás
Actually money is now a metal card
Durrty Jerzee
Durrty Jerzee 22 dias atrás
*Picks up phone...Human Sacrifice Hotline just hang up if you accept *Me without paying attention...*CLICK
mcuPisces610
mcuPisces610 24 dias atrás
i've seen this so many times and "YOU STOPPED BELIEVING IN NORTH AMERICA" always makes me laugh so hard 😂
Taramafor Haikido
Taramafor Haikido 25 dias atrás
I can offer a good deal on being sacrificed.
Kamen Anew
Kamen Anew 26 dias atrás
I love that his ringtone is the outro music. Iunno why but it warms my heart.
Jan Christoffersen
Jan Christoffersen 27 dias atrás
That cult is making a lot of sense
PenguinX20
PenguinX20 27 dias atrás
Not to ruin the party but North america is a physical object, it's a tectonic plate... You can't stop believing in that.
Carski
Carski 11 dias atrás
@PenguinX20 Neither is North America, you are talking about North American plate, which includes Greenland, North America refers to few things.
PenguinX20
PenguinX20 11 dias atrás
That's not related to tectonic plates...
Carski
Carski 12 dias atrás
You can stop believing in artifical borders, though
Roboclaw
Roboclaw 28 dias atrás
“I’m in Canada… put Canada on the phone…”. Wait what? If sacrifice guy thinks Canada is a person and the other guy told him, that he’s “in” Canada right now…. Oh my…. O.O
Soumitra Kandpal
Soumitra Kandpal 28 dias atrás
Hey if you don't like little pieces of paper with picture of dead politicians and some numbers written on them then please send them to me. I ❤ them
Don'tSpikeMyDrink
Don'tSpikeMyDrink 28 dias atrás
ok
Babling Bafoon
Babling Bafoon 29 dias atrás
yo this made my kidneys hurt
Noah McKinley
Noah McKinley 29 dias atrás
" yeah hail zordan"
Dah_pig
Dah_pig Mês atrás
Money is just paper now we’ve decided
Gavin Fichter
Gavin Fichter Mês atrás
This man just single handedly destroyed the value of the US dollar.
Zero Point
Zero Point Mês atrás
"I work for an organization called the DNC, and my boss is called John Podesta"
Raven Deafening
Raven Deafening Mês atrás
we want rain for our CROPS!
Bryony Foster
Bryony Foster Mês atrás
This is Mayans in 2021
Adish Jain
Adish Jain Mês atrás
Hell yeah I'm in
Jayne Y
Jayne Y Mês atrás
Just because 6 billion people do something, doesn’t mean you have to do it too.
Kaleb Smith
Kaleb Smith Mês atrás
The military gladiolus potentially hover because weather arguably laugh qua a wealthy male. lewd, venomous collision
Francesca Perron
Francesca Perron Mês atrás
As someone who works at a callcenter it really does feel like this sometimes. Just remember: We probably hate having to call and disturb you as much as you hate talking to us so be understanding. The amount of mental breakdowns I have had because of that job man...
Freedom Phoenix Goat
would be pretty freaky story consept, one day this alian entity comes down and everone just joins it and gives up everyting else.
Elvin Mateo
Elvin Mateo Mês atrás
lmao all hail lord zordon LOL
Masuk Alahi
Masuk Alahi Mês atrás
Wanna see a video of a first man trying to milk a cow🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Allison Kuechle Silva
Is it bad if this world seems somewhat like a utopia? I mean, they've abolished countries and money in a way that didn't disrupt daily life (or even cause an interruption in Netflix services). The human sacrifice thing isn't ideal, but it seems to be strictly voluntary.
12Mantis
12Mantis Mês atrás
Well, I might just have a new joke to try on the next telemarketer that calls. :P
Vorcan Vorcan
Vorcan Vorcan Mês atrás
Sad thing is, most people in real life seem to think money is akin to a universal constant... 😑 Zordon be with you. 🙏
Asian Toest
Asian Toest Mês atrás
Money is just paper alone, yes, but it is valueble in the right place
Slipy61
Slipy61 Mês atrás
I mean, sounds pretty great aside from human sacrifices, but it's all voluntary so... Hail Zordon
John Doe
John Doe Mês atrás
Amazing skit
Rishabh Dubey
Rishabh Dubey Mês atrás
I didn't get the "put Canada on phone" part. What did he realise?
Rishabh Dubey
Rishabh Dubey Mês atrás
@Milo G Oh wow. Yeah that helped a lot. Thanks man!
Milo G
Milo G Mês atrás
"Canada is like a concept" concept being an IDEA much like money, the type of stuff that only has value when lots of people believe in them. Hope this helps
Mc Jethro Pov Tee
Mc Jethro Pov Tee Mês atrás
Guess what the sky did right after this video and why i am scared.
Unknown
Unknown Mês atrás
Best YT recommendation ever
Kronos camron
Kronos camron Mês atrás
Hail Zordon
J Cook
J Cook Mês atrás
Wow! If you can sell someone on the idea of sacrificing themselves to a fictional character, you can sell anything! This guy definitely needs to take up network marketing…
Sayed Ali
Sayed Ali Mês atrás
Hail Zordon!!
yaddar
yaddar Mês atrás
This is what Aztec Religion would actually look in modern times - no money - human sacrifices made convinient withotu the need for fake wars to get captives
Chuck Taylor
Chuck Taylor Mês atrás
Well if he's in, I'm in.
Bjorn Hellgate
Bjorn Hellgate Mês atrás
money and countryless society? sign me the fuck up
Lawsonomy
Lawsonomy Mês atrás
If I was writing the end of this I would have him say: "I'm going to level with you. Your religion has eroded the foundations of my way of life and possibly for future happiness. So when I come to grips with that I might be up for being sacrificed, but I'm going to need some time to process all this. Can I get back to you?" It just seems like you could get to him having some partial buy in through the fact that the world he knew has fallen apart instead of just having him be fast talked and get to a resolution that way.
Chloe Martin
Chloe Martin Mês atrás
Oh shit, you better hide! The right wing are gonna come for you if hey see this!
Arkelis
Arkelis Mês atrás
Believing in Zordon is like believing there's a line on your face because of a cracked mirror.
Patrick Star
Patrick Star Mês atrás
2:39 “house suddenly disappears”
Werbna Right
Werbna Right Mês atrás
This is good because I thought it came out in early 2021 but it actually came out in early 2020.
ryan sirico
ryan sirico Mês atrás
Zordon all hail the floating head
SkeppyPlant
SkeppyPlant Mês atrás
Fun fact: this video is the same length as Never Gonna Give You Up
Mcmurray Nix
Mcmurray Nix Mês atrás
The confused sugar dentsply strengthen because inventory temporally play until a glamorous bar. bad, damaging bowling
Aldrick Ex Gladius
Aldrick Ex Gladius Mês atrás
Can you put Canada on the phone? This is still my favorite sketch that Ryan does!
sans4life31
sans4life31 Mês atrás
Oh wait no no no my fav part
Razor Calahan
Razor Calahan Mês atrás
you know what. I've seen so many random clips from you that are so funny, I'm just gonna sub now. You've earned it.
Hank THE Patriot
Hank THE Patriot Mês atrás
Same day sacrifices!!! Super easy! Barely an inconvenience!
Kyle McWilliams
Kyle McWilliams Mês atrás
Why IS Thursday still a thing? Fuck Thursdays, man.
Daniel Walker
Daniel Walker Mês atrás
3:17 My favorite part
KorpsePaintKlown
KorpsePaintKlown Mês atrás
Other than the cat 😂😂
Arctic Wind
Arctic Wind Mês atrás
So Zordon = Corona Injections?
Merrill Ady
Merrill Ady Mês atrás
If they manage to sacrifice six billion people, the world will definitely be healthier, speaking in terms of pollution and natural resources. Might get that rain!
alibabarouge
alibabarouge Mês atrás
a little technical detail: the virgins often referenced and hotly looked for any sacrifice are not actually sexual virgins but virgins in the sense that they never received any sanctification like baptism etc
R.E.D. Docena
R.E.D. Docena Mês atrás
It's official there are at least 6 billion people in the Ryan Verse.
Alexander Lumford
Alexander Lumford Mês atrás
This is brilliant
Deven J Wohlwend
Deven J Wohlwend Mês atrás
I think that the people you are making fun of are the smart ones
Proton Pack
Proton Pack Mês atrás
Telemarketer is definitely a lefty.
Otto Normal
Otto Normal Mês atrás
Remeber ppl, if anyone asks you to be a human sacrifice, allways answer no, if they ask you about if you are a virgin!
Jeffrey Droog
Jeffrey Droog Mês atrás
Sign me up!
CkASDF
CkASDF Mês atrás
How did the telemarketer pay for phone service without money?
Chariot Requiem
Chariot Requiem Mês atrás
hi.
Chariot Requiem
Chariot Requiem Mês atrás
hi.
Crusader David770
Crusader David770 Mês atrás
Dude has a cat, you know he ain't a virgin
Charley Edwards
Charley Edwards Mês atrás
this is fucking meta as fuck bro............ all of that is so fucking true
Watermelon Enthusiast
Religion summed up in one video
Sebastian Smith
Sebastian Smith Mês atrás
*zion.
CD Wilson
CD Wilson Mês atrás
Me who’s lives in North America: *I don’t feel too good*
Max Peterson
Max Peterson Mês atrás
I have worked in sales. That is exactly how it works.
Red Atlanta
Red Atlanta Mês atrás
How can you not believe in Zordon? Without him Ivan Ooze would’ve been a real problem.
lilsabin
lilsabin Mês atrás
dogecoin , ahead of time , loooooooooooooooooool
The Riff Writer
The Riff Writer Mês atrás
Considering the crazy shit people believe today, this isn't far fetched...in the slightest.
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