Politically Incorrect Jokes - Ricky Gervais.

@Bobby hanly You don't seem to understand - anything.

@Bobby hanly Do you have a point to make here?

Who an dave Chapelle who is low key racist your favorite? "Can't lie, Dave is in my top 5 still"

​@Salami49

@Salami49 k

Except what infidels do. Thats just them

Anyone fortunate enough to have accurate knowledge regarding GOD would respectfully never make perfunctory comments or jokes about GOD. Although they may "mean well", cracking jokes about GOD is synonymous to making a mockery about GOD regardless if they'd care to believe it or not. Furthermore, yet significantly, "everything is absolutely NOT an act of GOD". Having accurate knowledge about GOD would provide substantiated proof via Scripture in some 10 different Bibles that absolutely nothing bad, negative, evil, imperfect, slightly crooked, mysterious, etc will ever come from GOD. Negativity in terms of famine, greed, violence, murder, disease, age or growing old, death, BIGOTRY, homeless primarily from opioid addiction all across the USA, wars of any kind, and absolutely ANYTHING even remotely relevant to the sordid, convoluted, deceitful, etc entity of "POLITICS", regardless of the level, IS ABSOLUTELY NOT FROM GOD! Incidentally, the entity of politics in devoid of integrity, merit or any other virtue or form of goodness primarily because of its Satanic origin/derivative! Real talk.

@Michael S. Which part? Must've passed it in the readings. But please do direct me to the relevant passage.

@Michael S. I am agnostic. moreover in Italian insurance these cases are defined as "force majeure", so I'm not strictly interested, however I found your arguments polemical and useless: I don't think you will convince a believer to become a rationalist atheist with a comment on BRvid

Funny and sad at the same time.

Brilliant comment 😊👍👍👍

Foreigners. Geez.

Be careful Icarus. Beware of the "Woken ones"!

Or just correct.

@Gus Cox It's been five days, Gus. Are you still with us?

@Gus Cox It took you four minutes to answer my last reply, count how long it takes this time.

@Gus Cox ok name three. Go.

@Tony England sometimes yeah. But other times he tells entire stories that were Karl's and Ricky's input amounted to laughing at the end

@Gus Cox Oh behave yourself. He's not "lifting them from Karl", he was PART of them with Karl in the first place.

He definitely doesn't get away with it. There's a bunch of people that hate him for these. Maybe even a majority, sadly

"get away with"???

​@Ron S Jokes aside i've seen feminists genuinely claiming that god is a woman

@Ron S don’t you dare assume it’s gender!!!

@Ron S took me a second to get that 🤣 🤣

SHE gave us free will!

I love how religious people answer the question of god doing all the bad stuff by saying _"No. He gave us free will. The bad stuff was humanity's fault"_ Well if he's god, he knows everything, so he already knew what we were going to do with that free will!

@leanne marshall I bet you don't own a doghouse...

abit sick really

@Jim Overbeck Not at all, Gervais is the slang/common word for small yogurts made famous by the brand... Gervais, after his creator Charles Gervais. I never heard any french speakers around me using this as Smegma or knobcheese.

@Timothy Draper That's the weakness of statistics. It's a bit like the Catholic church counting their members by their number of baptisms instead of taking into account the people who deconverted, etc. I also think that these numbers are hard to get right, as someone has to draw a line somewhere to have a concrete number.

@JVAL FIN The problem is, is that anybody who does fully transition as far as having their penis removed and living (more) happily as a woman, can end up being lumped in under the 'trans' label along with anybody who actually might anatomically speaking be able to sexually violate a woman, which doesn't strike me as being entirely fair. The people I know who this applies to just want to quietly get on with their lives.

GERVAIS = French slang for SMEGMA = KNOBCHEESE. You couldn't make it up if you tried.

@Big Stu kinda sad that a lot of comedy boils down to just people coming on stage, making statements that are true and it's just funny... *Ahem!* George Carlin... Fiction isn't as funny as reality most of the time.

If you want to be really shocked, check out Jimmy Carr.

@Eve that’s not his ethnicity. His father is French Canadian and his mother is English. He was born and raised in England and is English. 👍🏽

@dogs aren't dangerous Please elaborate?

@Eve no it isn’t.

British treasure - from Reading - therefore shared by English, Scots, Welsh and Northern Irish so we all get the benefit 😁👍

@Mat Lock I'm just telling you what I know. I'm Scottish and I call myself Scottish. My mums Scottish and my Dad's Irish. Over in the UK we don't really call ourselves anything, such as in the US they call people African Americans even though they've never lived in Africa. I just don't think we give a fk what pigmentation someone's skin is we just take everyone at face value and don't really let our politicians sway us. Well some of us don't. 🙄 Blessings. 🙏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿✌️

@Dazza G we can only imagine unfortunately

Can you imagine the conversation George & Ricky would have had... Comedic Gold !!!!

There's no one like him.try and stop ihim trying to be cancelled! No way!!

I don't get it

wait i just got it. lmao i am so dumb

i dont get it

I laughed HARD at that 🤣

GERVAIS = French slang for SMEGMA = KNOBCHEESE. You couldn't make it up if you tried.

The same logic still applies dude. Saying "oh well it's considered as something that can't be predicted". You understand that that's still like 90% or more of all things that happen in the world right? Even with things we know a lot about we can make predictions on it but that doesn't mean it'll always happen that way. You realistically can't predict anything because as we live day-to-day life there's all sorts of minor variables and everything can turn out differently if even one of those variables are off. Calling an ash cloud an unpredictable event is kind of a given isn't it? I mean it's not like everybody went out that day and saw on their weather apps that was gonna happen and still went. It's not exactly fucking rain. That's supposed to be the whole point of insurance. In the same way you can't predict a car barreling you off the side of the road because the other dude was piss drunk. It's a bullshit excuse to not pay people and like always, god is a convenient excuse.

Thank you for your help captain, no one had a clue 🫡

You got that right

So like force majeure

@Earth Angel 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 thanks!

Chinese pronounce L as R much of the time when speaking English. Hello becomes Herro. Love becomes Rove. Laugh becomes Raugh. Etc.

@Ali It's cultural coding. The current age kinda dictates the idea that everyone has to have the equal entitlement, regardless of the context. The social norms, aren't social groups. You're mistaking the two

@Brian Carton there’s nothing for me to approve or disapprove of, It’s a matter for Christians. But do I think it’s a slippery slope Christianity is going down? Yes. What happens in 15/20 years time when a trans person says “I have a right to be a vicar because of equality”.

@Ali Do you approve of Lady vicars?

@Ali Do you approve of Lady vicars?

@Tony England Wait, no, don't leave, I need you to validate me! Where else on the internet will I find such impeccable logic and insights such as yours? I won't even tell anyone that you're projecting because you feel inadequate....

@justsomeguytoyou As my Father (RIP) constantly warned me: *_"Americans have one topic of conversation. Themselves."_* I'm moving on, enjoy BRvid, bye.

@Tony England Well, I certainly don't want to let you down, so 1) most English comedians are boring 2) America #1 3) American comedians are better because America is better. Did that meet your expectations?