I Lived Like a Billionaire for a Week

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I followed "The Billion Dollar Morning Routine" for a week to see if it would turn me into a won't believe what happens.







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13 Jan 2022



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Sally Newman
Sally Newman 4 meses atrás
Kurtis’s house is much more stylish than I imagined. I guess I forgot that he lives with another human being and is an adult man with money. I just assumed he lived in a mostly empty flat with a gamer chair and a mattress on the floor.
Elise 26 dias atrás
If he didn’t have a girlfriend he would/j
•Mooshi Shroom•
•Mooshi Shroom• 2 meses atrás
first youtuber to have a gf
Rekirsch 1
Rekirsch 1 2 meses atrás
same lol
MaverickBull 2 meses atrás
With the views he has... I imagine he's making min 20k a month so...
SYD ‘ 3 meses atrás
@Jay Quinn yesss I envy their house sm😫
z. spinney
z. spinney 3 meses atrás
My husband is a personal trainer and he has explained the physiological benefits of going from really cold to really hot (ice bath then sauna and repeat) but I cannot stress enough how little I care about that because cold showers are Evil Incarnate.
Khaled M.
Khaled M. 2 dias atrás
Cold showers are super relaxing. For me initially before I started cold showers I would stay like 30mins to an hour every time I take a bath, I would take so long because I would get lost in my thoughts. It got to the point where I would tell my family "hey, I'll help you out with that thing after I take this short shower" and they would reply "nevermind, I need help now not in an hour" and just like when the MacDonald's clerk started to recognize and give me "the usual" I knew it was time for change. So I started doing cold showers, immediately I could see the benefits instead of taking like an hour I would finish in 3 mins because "f*ck this, god it's painful". A problem started to arise though, I would dread taking a bath instead of taking a bath for 30mins I would spend about 30mins in the bath trying to psyche myself up to enter the bath. So I started to modify the cold shower a bit. I would have warm water at the start and then when I am already in the shower I would drop the temp and end it with a cold rinse. Suddenly it was starting to click and my body was able to adjust to the cold and gradually improve. I think to get the best benefit out of cold showers you need to truly understand them, cold showers wake up the body and relax muscles. A cold shower after an intensive exercise is bliss. People also need to stop villainizing hot showers, hot showers make the body sleepy and similarly relax muscles they're best before bed. You can also mix and match showers within one bath, 1 minute very hot, 1 minute very cold there's alot of variations. Most importantly cold showers finally allowed my lizard body to adjust to the cold. My country's temperature casually goes to 70C (160F for the freedom warriors) so I was fully adjusted to the hot temperature, but when the temperature drops to 5C (40F) I would act like a lil-bitch. Now cold showers have allowed me to evolve to be able to resist scalding heat and freezing cold, I am invincible now
S. NickerdoodleApplePeep
but going from hot to cold all of the sudden and vice versa makes you tired because of the drastic temperature change, that doesnt seem like it would be very productive imo
Byeon 변
Byeon 변 Mês atrás
*cries in lives in the hottest asian regions and needs cold baths to escape the jaws of heat stroke*
Valerie Barbera
Valerie Barbera Mês atrás
Omg maybe my little brother was on to something when he used to jump from the hot tub to the ice cold pool over and over again every time we were somewhere with both a hot tub and a pool
LL Mês atrás
In German sauna at least, you're supposed to shower cold then jump in the ice bath. So I guess alongside washing off the sweat it also helps you easing in to avoid shock.
Cory Springer
Cory Springer 3 meses atrás
As a certified dream interpreter, I can confidently say all of the dreams Kurtis described at 12:00 mean the exact same thing. Those dreams mean he was sleeping.
Iwalk Mygoose
Iwalk Mygoose 19 dias atrás
Yoo thanks that really cool I will reflect on this now
steebelieves! 24 dias atrás
Master dream interpreter
steebelieves! 24 dias atrás
Wow you are so smart‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥😭😭😭thank you for this information we couldn’t have figured it out without you omg
WHOSARISA 27 dias atrás
Alix 27 dias atrás
@human bean this is true
cmm3699 3 meses atrás
This dudes morning routine is almost exactly what I had to do everyday when I was in the psych ward.
Alayna ASMR
Alayna ASMR 5 dias atrás
@Captain of the Loser Cruiser he made life his grippy sock vacation 💫🫶🥰🤩
Captain of the Loser Cruiser
ᏰᏒᎥᏖᏖ 20 dias atrás
Holy shit, you're right. I kept thinking: I've done this shit daily when I was in the booby hatch, and had this dude been too?
bread Mês atrás
STOP LITERLALY the journaling, the breathing, literally most of it.. that’s why it felt so familiar omg
pyro Mês atrás
including the cold showers 😭
Alexa Graham
Alexa Graham 3 meses atrás
the crossover I never needed: kurtis and my boss (the narrator of the fucking morning routine video) 💀😭 I hate it here
Sophie 10 dias atrás
Your boss is just flexing how much free time he has because he's a billionaire lol
Any Castanha
Any Castanha 23 dias atrás
Does he pay well? Is he hiring Brazilians? Lmao
UsualToaster268 24 dias atrás
i can’t imagine watching kurtis connor and my teacher just starts talking. that seems so surreal
P. B.
P. B. Mês atrás
Miranda Coplin
Miranda Coplin Mês atrás
I saw ur boss speak at a science seminar so I was really confused as to why he was making billionaire lifestyle content (he never talked about being a billionaire when I saw him speak just the memory and brain health stuff) then I saw your comment that another channel uploaded the video 😂 thank you for answering a small question that would have bugged me for way longer than it should have!
Artistic.X 4 meses atrás
Kurtis progressively looking more like an 80s Dad is honestly one of the greatest things I’ve watched for the past year.
Tin Tin
Tin Tin 26 dias atrás
He looks like an 80's older brother to me
strawberry froggy
strawberry froggy Mês atrás
haha you’re right!! oh my god you’re actually right 😟
tryzsta Mês atrás
honestly hes kinda cute tho 👀👀👀👀
Bored Artist
Bored Artist 2 meses atrás
Pretty sure Quark is a bot friends, as @SuperDuckyWho stated. Im not the first person whos said this but the look is great.
Sage Jennings
Sage Jennings 3 meses atrás
Billionaires: "Just work harder" The Working Class they've stepped on to get higher: *literally working harder than any of them have in their entire lives*
Priya Kamathprabhu
Priya Kamathprabhu 9 dias atrás
Donnie Raczynski how to lose brain cells in one second
Brendan 20 dias atrás
Hey! Billionaires work really hard to exploit the the labor power of the working class in order to extract surplus-value and generate profit. It's unproductive, harmful work, sure, but you can be certain they will do everything to maintain and prolong the mode of production in place.
Rachel Lauren
Rachel Lauren 21 dia atrás
@Donnie Raczynski pretty sure i lost brain cells while reading ur comment.
Donnie Raczynski
Donnie Raczynski 25 dias atrás
the “working class” are often lazy and obnoxious i pity rich people because they achieved so much while most of us are just slackers who don’t wanna progress much
Drew Lester-Nieves
Drew Lester-Nieves 3 meses atrás
Not gonna lie, a lot of this advice is exactly what I needed to hear to improve my life. Not to become wealthy or a billionaire, but just to improve my quality of life. But the fact that these people give you these tips with the promise of wealth and success just by doing them is just a scam
kaltogi 17 dias atrás
Tbh yeah this routine seems very beneficial. Might have to try it myself and become a billionaire🤭🤭🤭🤭
Splash 2 meses atrás
agreed, i started meditating and journaling in quarantine and it helped me tremendously but u don’t need to do all these things to be successful
Lisa's Celine skirt
Lisa's Celine skirt 3 meses atrás
Most of these things are a part of solid routine, which is very benefitial for your health, but as you say, no way it's gonna make you billionare. And also most of the time they try to sell you shit while describing the routine. It's to seem like a "regular person" - the consumer and convince you, that you will benefit from said thing in your life.
Parker The Emo Skater Dude
I saw someone else in here make a really good point. It went something like " These types of billionaires do a good job at convincing people that doing the bare minimum in self care will make you achieve their lifestyle" and I completely agree with it. It really put the feeling they give me into perfect words
TheFangirlOtaku 3 meses atrás
I'm a vivid dreamer so I love hearing the weird/cool/crazy shit other people do in their dreams. Kurtis's dreams are short and simple but still great lol
Thine 18 dias atrás
i just dreamt that i was trying out clothes and was sending it to my friend via snapchat 💀💀boring asf lmao
The Queen Of Cringe
I once had a dream where I was Mario, but instead of jumping on goombas and koopas, I was jumping on zombies in this decrepit backwater town.
emoyoongs Mês atrás
@Schrodinger had the exact dream but its real
Navy Blue
Navy Blue Mês atrás
I had a dream where me and some people from highschool I don't talk to anymore were the next season of Dimension 20 (college humour's dungeons and dragons series) and the DM Brennan Lee Mulligan made fun of me for being bad at D&D... not a great dream ngl
Zoe Parker
Zoe Parker Mês atrás
@Ammit the Devourer my dreams aren’t fun. I described my dreams a bit in this comment thread if you want to know more about them.
Nintendold 3 meses atrás
I love how "and they look out for the little guy" is an actual punchline which doesn't need any explaining in order for us to know it's sarcasm
The Stammering Dunce
The Stammering Dunce 3 meses atrás
Unfortunately, billionaire simps do exist and they won’t take that as sarcasm.
grandpa ix
grandpa ix 4 meses atrás
i'm standing up for jeff bezos! if you're gonna shame his weird tiny eye, you also have to shame his weirdly turtley face. you can't pick and choose what you shame on a person, kurtis, that's insensitive. you gotta shame the whole package.
c r o n c h y
c r o n c h y 3 meses atrás
@Quark you really don't understand why most religions were created, don't you? most old world religions were made to try and make sense of the world and/or help people be less afraid of death. of course, lots of religious institutions are corrupt today. but if a religion makes someone happy (as long as they don't use it for evil), you should let them practice it.
MsTheCommentator 4 meses atrás
@oats geez, it was less sad when I assumed it was just a bot. If it's an actual person, they need to do something better with their time than yell into the void
oats 4 meses atrás
@Quark this dude has also been copy-and-pasting this exact same thing on Danny and Drew's videos as well. (probably just commentary channels in general) i say copy-and-pasting because this isn't a bot. this dude responds to people and edits his comments. he's really just this pathetic.
Sa 4 meses atrás
He's a few meals from becoming Gru
Maddy 4 meses atrás
@grandpa ix me too. I just couldn’t help myself
Sarah F
Sarah F 3 meses atrás
I recently learned that Bill Gates earns so much money per second that if he dropped a hundred dollar bill it literally would not be worth his time to pick it up
Aaron Newman
Aaron Newman 29 dias atrás
This I heard as well but it's incorrect when worded this way. It is true that the companies he owns earn him a passive income, where in the time it takes to pick up that 100 the companies made more. To say it's not worth his time is like he has his finger on a money making button that he can't step away from. Or like saying if he has to stop and bend over all his exploited workers in 3rd world countries have to stop working and pray until he is done. Since, his income is passive where in he makes money even in his sleep, dropping 100 dollars would be a 100 dollar loss for him and worth his free time to pick it up.
Tati Z
Tati Z 3 meses atrás
One of the things that I hate about the billionaire advice on how to go about the morning is that they are so dead serious about it. There's this tone of, "I've cracked the code of life, and that's why I have more money than I'll ever be able to spend in a lifetime -- because I get up in the morning and take some breaths while I push my tongue up and down like a real man; analyze the dreams that are clearly trying to tell me something important; take a cold shower and let the icy cold water run over my balls because it's the only thing that makes me feel truly alive; hop down the stairs like a newborn deer because a guru that I work with told me that it would help me connect to my inner child and that's important for optimal brain function in the morning hours; make a big brain smoothie and chug it so I get a brain freeze that I then melt with my brain's hard work as I journal about my goals, ambitions, and the feelings I'm gonna select from the emotion vending machine that I had installed into my prefrontal cortex, etc.".
Alayna ASMR
Alayna ASMR 5 dias atrás
This was a novel I’d rate 5 stars
bhoooo whooo
bhoooo whooo 2 meses atrás
😅i m confused on should i laugh or cry , coz this comment is so perfect and true
Toastface 3 meses atrás
"we're not human doings, we're human beings" - That is straight out of The Simpsons. S5E07 Bart's Inner Child.
PathfinderOnCrack 29 dias atrás
After that? A human up?
Dennis Tran
Dennis Tran Mês atrás
@Isabel after that? A human STOPPING?
Isabel 2 meses atrás
And what comes next? BART: “A human GOING!”
Obelic 3 meses atrás
I think the big question we are all asking and not just me, when is Kutis going full hairless. Full body shave and wax. Smoother then a dolphin. I think that’s what everyone is asking.
aphrodite 16 horas atrás
rapunzel is bald now...
rosiepnk Mês atrás
@Obelic omg i love that drew gooden song !! 😍
Obelic Mês atrás
@Fentastic Fen help, let me go
Fentastic Fen
Fentastic Fen Mês atrás
Smoother than Dolphin Man
U.N. Owen
U.N. Owen 3 meses atrás
Smooth as a greased ham on its way to the oven
Michelle Siregar
Michelle Siregar 4 meses atrás
When Kurtis opens his mouth, you just know that he's gonna say something in his video !
Neil Weeks
Neil Weeks 8 dias atrás
Only ogs know this
lex 19 dias atrás
you’re so right
picalilly 2 meses atrás
@bang chan omg rightttt now I remember 😭
bang chan
bang chan 2 meses atrás
@picalilly its the "trying out nate gardners" thingy thing. i watched that video to fall asleep because its so lulling in the most kurtis way possible 😭😭
Mumble bee
Mumble bee 3 meses atrás
That’s insane, I never would have guessed
Elly wuzzup
Elly wuzzup 3 meses atrás
Literally all the shit that this 'billionare' does in the morning screams I HAVE NOTHING TO DO. Literally. It's called at Billionaire's routine because they don't have to work. So glad Kurtis is roasting this It's ridiculous!
FLAN 3 meses atrás
the guy who made the routine isn't even a billionaire his net worth is like 3 at most.
Julia 3 meses atrás
I am not at all a spiritual person or anything, but when I started meditating I really loved it. It really helps my anxiety and only feels a little weird for the first day or two.
Caldella 2 meses atrás
Meditating can be good to help you settle and just sit with yourself for a while - as someone who struggles with a lot of self-confidence and panics from too much introspection. I find it particularly beneficial after a really hard workout. However, it can potentially make an anxiety attack worse if you try to meditate in the middle of one (learned from experience lol). I've found that the guided meditations just make me frustrated, too. The voice giving instructions just pulls me out of it and makes it impossible for me to relax. Definitely depends on the person.
Jaiden The Kid
Jaiden The Kid 3 meses atrás
Calming yourself down by meditating is always good for the psyche, and it urks me that it's very tied to spirituality. Slowing down and taking some time to breath just improves your mental health. There's nothing more to it, honestly.
Niphyra 3 meses atrás
I felt weird for way longer than that. So i just stopped. But i have adhd so maybe that didn’t help
Khaled M.
Khaled M. 2 dias atrás
14:22 Mediation is a skill that you practice, I used to get bored in the 3 min mark then after a while I was able to meditate for 10 minutes. Then I got lazy and stopped meditating and now I reach 6-7 minutes. Honestly meditating is really helpful, you don't have to do like 20-30mins even 5mins to calm down your nerves, reset your focus and allow you to re-prioritize your goals is very useful. Especially for a person with ADHD
Toby Garfield
Toby Garfield 3 meses atrás
"That's the lie that they pedal to keep the system working in their favour." Thank you, I've been trying to find a good way to word this. You nailed it!
Holytitmouse 4 meses atrás
Kurtis is honestly the only man with a mullet that i would trust holding my drink at a bar. Also, that hair is GORGEOUS
Kay-C 7 dias atrás
@Batman honestly I think him Theo Von & Johnny Craig (he’s a horrible person tho) looked good with mullets. & Bobby Lee too.
Kay-C 7 dias atrás
Ara 2 meses atrás
Ik this is a joke, but also pls never trust any man or woman you don't know *extremely* well with your drink at a bar
kevin king
kevin king 2 meses atrás
What if he's sitting there like 6:44? Still a trustworthy face?
Knuckleb0ne Mês atrás
my favorite thing about this is that the rich dude sounds like he's making this up entirely on the spot. "the next things I do is .... make... a brain smoothie?"
Flint Bits
Flint Bits 3 meses atrás
They make the barrier for entry look like it's not just being morally corrupt, but rather highly disciplined. It's a façade.
Luke 3 meses atrás
the booing at "we're not human doings we're human beings" despite it 100% being something kurtis would say is taking me out
Shantal2501 3 meses atrás
The face he made “breathing” sent me into a fit of laughter every time 💀
Lena Reis
Lena Reis 4 meses atrás
kurtis finding out that meditating is actually nice is so funny to me
rambbler 3 meses atrás
@Candace Hendricks yeah I get what you mean. If I want to sit down and not think about anything for a while and just breathe, I'd just go back to bed. I can turn off my brain while exercising and getting into the zone, and it helps get the blood flowing. I personally like weight training and body weight exercising, makes me feel like a big strong girl.
Candace Hendricks
Candace Hendricks 3 meses atrás
No, I meant I just enjoy faster stuff better. Like Pilates, because it’s yoga with fast repetitions. I know what meditation is and why it’s used. It can’t work for every single person though m, and it’s just not my thing
Milonification 3 meses atrás
@Candace Hendricks that's exactly why you need it. Unrest always has a cause, and once you uproot it you'll permanently feel better. I promise.
Candace Hendricks
Candace Hendricks 3 meses atrás
Unless it’s alpha smile-breathing 😂 ofc
Candace Hendricks
Candace Hendricks 3 meses atrás
Same reason I don’t breathe. Breathings for betas
B4TheWar Mês atrás
I love that the morning routine also has you guzzling down 3 different drinks with no solid food to be had, because billionaires get enough nutrients from all that alpha breathing
RINGOTHEMAN 4 dias atrás
the most baffling thing about this routine is that yeah they're all nice sentiment, but also no one with a 9-5 job who's actively in the working class has the time to do any of it. as Kurtis said, this just proves billionaires have time to goof off in the morning. also, it was kinda funny to see Kurtis expose his caffeine addiction to us with the tea thing, lol.
dæon 3 meses atrás
the amount of brain stuff this guy does, makes you think billionaires are zombies
Katerina Klutz
Katerina Klutz 3 meses atrás
The tea you drank while writing in your journal has passion flower and kava. I use that tea with like 4 bags per cup when I am in places that have sever anti-drug laws. I don't drink, and am from Ca, but travel all over the world. That tea is my favorite option to get that sleepy/zoned out feeling when I am in Dubai or Singapore. It could have been making you even more tired. Expert tip though, if you wanna get high/low off passion flower and kava they totally work in larger amounts (ike 4-6 teabags per cup) or just get the actual plants in a dried form and brew the tea. Kava even makes your tongue and throat numb.
eggzellent 4 meses atrás
as someone who works at a smoothie shop, i can say without a doubt that people order that exact smoothie and worse everyday
Sam Arnold
Sam Arnold 9 dias atrás
exo's vocals
exo's vocals 29 dias atrás
its delicious 😭
@Imani Johnson you don't have to write quote unquote if you're also using actual quotation marks
Octosimp 2 meses atrás
The science of this guy’s smoothie making process is just like me at 6 years old when I would put flowers and shit in my dog’s food so that my dog would smell nice
Lizi Pearl
Lizi Pearl 3 meses atrás
Although this video is hilarious, I think Kurtis' last point about doing what works for you is the best thing to take away from it, because I find morning routines like this actually do make me feel good, but others might do better w a minimalist morning routine, and that's fine. I appreciate how Kurtis finds a place to input an actual pearl of wisdom amongst the humor. And how he roasts *everyone*
nikia c
nikia c 3 meses atrás
Kurtis is one of those BRvidrs where I will genuinely give a wholehearted laugh throughout the ENTIRE video
Holly Starke
Holly Starke 3 meses atrás
Me and my husband are absolutely obsessed with your content ! You’re very relatable and we love that you don’t try to portray a false image of yourself! The humour is fucking top tier, god bless. We hope you and your family are safe and well for a lifetime !
Jillian McQueen
Jillian McQueen 4 meses atrás
Kurtis wearing a shirt that says be nice while body shaming billionaires Is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
DeathnoteBB 3 meses atrás
@oats Body-shaming is bad, them being a billionaire is irrelevant. Most people who look like that are not billionaires, but can still feel excluded and mocked by it. You’re basically saying “Everyone who looks this way is disgusting”
oats 4 meses atrás
@Brendan Green i'd rather use critical thinking then blindly follow a set of rules without question. if doing this just so happens to be more convenient, that's fine by me. speaking of virtue signalling, no one gives a shit about how much time you put into thinking about ethics. it doesn't take more then 5 seconds to realize being rational is better then having some sense of richousness over good principles.
Brendan Green
Brendan Green 4 meses atrás
@oats Personally, if you have a principle but you're willing to break it when it's convenient, you have shitty principles. I dunno, might be hard if you haven't thought about ethics for more than five seconds but want to virtue signal bout em.
oats 4 meses atrás
@Better Betty it's strongly implied that "be nice" doesn't apply to shitty people. i'm not gonna be nice to some guy after he eats my son, am i? just use some sense, man.
Sir, I Love you
Sir, I Love you 4 meses atrás
@Better Betty shush
Vapingcat🐈🚬 3 meses atrás
Will definitely be trying the second morning routine, sounds like it gets your body up and working!
Gabriel Arrhenius
Gabriel Arrhenius 2 meses atrás
Kurtis should now do his *OWN* morning routine, the one he made in this video!
soiung toiue
soiung toiue 3 meses atrás
Will definitely be trying the second morning routine, sounds like it gets your body up and working!
Koebi Emi
Koebi Emi 2 meses atrás
No matter how many times I watch this I still lose my shit over Kurtis's parody routine at the end.
MarvelMozaik 4 meses atrás
Kurtis doesn't have to tell jokes anymore. He could just alpha breathe at the camera for 10 minutes and I'd piss myself laughing thanks
nikia c
nikia c 3 meses atrás
imagine my face when he said “it’s breathing time” and im thinking he’s about to gasp and he just starts ALPHA breathing
Ena 3 meses atrás
Bro same 💀💀😭
vashbnd7 4 meses atrás
I am with you in this boat
Abby Palazzetti
Abby Palazzetti 4 meses atrás
TSM 4 meses atrás
I think that's a medical condition dude
Khaled M.
Khaled M. 2 dias atrás
15:15 Cold showers are super relaxing. For me initially before I started cold showers I would stay like 30mins to an hour every time I take a bath, I would take so long because I would get lost in my thoughts. It got to the point where I would tell my family "hey, I'll help you out with that thing after I take this short shower" and they would reply "nevermind, I need help now not in an hour" and just like when the MacDonald's clerk started to recognize and give me "the usual" I knew it was time for change. So I started doing cold showers, immediately I could see the benefits instead of taking like an hour I would finish in 3 mins because "f*ck this, god it's painful". A problem started to arise though, I would dread taking a bath instead of taking a bath for 30mins I would spend about 30mins in the bath trying to psyche myself up to enter the bath. So I started to modify the cold shower a bit. I would have warm water at the start and then when I am already in the shower I would drop the temp and end it with a cold rinse. Suddenly it was starting to click and my body was able to adjust to the cold and gradually improve. I think to get the best benefit out of cold showers you need to truly understand them, cold showers wake up the body and relax muscles. A cold shower after an intensive exercise is bliss. People also need to stop villainizing hot showers, hot showers make the body sleepy and similarly relax muscles they're best before bed. You can also mix and match showers within one bath, 1 minute very hot, 1 minute very cold there's alot of variations. Most importantly cold showers finally allowed my lizard body to adjust to the cold. My country's temperature casually goes to 70C (160F for the freedom warriors) so I was fully adjusted to the hot temperature, but when the temperature drops to 5C (40F) I would act like a lil-bitch. Now cold showers have allowed me to evolve to be able to resist scalding heat and freezing cold, I am invincible now
MeaningMatters355 3 meses atrás
After he took his first sip of the smoothie, he actually looked like he was about to cry. 🤣
Rock girl
Rock girl 3 meses atrás
Kurtis's hand writing looks just like I would imagine.
janska 3 meses atrás
This is actually kinda my morning routine rn accept I'm not a billionaire, I'm severely depressed and unemployed...
milkamilla 4 meses atrás
This morning routine is close to impossible for anyone who’s actually working hard and doesn’t have four hours to mediate, journal, read, and consume a variety of drinks
M 3 meses atrás
@An yee Bro i had been lying in bed for 4 hours already trying to sleep (with my phone off, I had taken the evening off because I was really sick) like don’t attack me. I didn’t hurt you. (You don’t know everything I’m dealing with right now)
An yee
An yee 3 meses atrás
@M just fucking go to sleep and stop reading comments. Like u can't sleep because u just wont put away your phone. Put it away. AND CLOSE YOUR DAMN EYES. like ofc u can't sleep when u are forcing your body to be awake. It won't fall asleep out of nowhere, you need to gave it a space. Dark room and closed eyes.NO PHONE.
M 3 meses atrás
Yeah like my morning routine consists of getting ready after not sleeping enough (I get up at 8), making coffee while I change and the drink the coffee in my very long subway ride and then I get one break at maybe 5 and then usually work until 12 and I’m home by 1:30am 😑 This sounds kinda unhealthy typed out tbh (Right now it’s 3:30 am and I can’t sleep so I’m here but I need to get up in 4.5 hours)
An yee
An yee 4 meses atrás
JUsT wAkE uP aT 4 a.m 🤪
Circle_Cut_Sandwich 3 meses atrás
As a new viewer (I literally just found you today) this type of video suits your sense of humour and vibe really well so I'd absolutely love to see more :)
nica 3 meses atrás
Why was kurtis so funny this video literally his funniest video to date
sofia 🎀
sofia 🎀 Dia atrás
4:40 your dream means you’re too scared of death and you think about it so much you kinda feel like it’s unhealthy and the stress from all that overthinking is what might shorten your life
Sally Beth
Sally Beth 3 meses atrás
Gotta say, making your bed, drinking water, meditating, and reading are pretty good things to "buy"
Naomi 4 meses atrás
After doing Kurtis's routine, I entered a deep coma in which I became a billionaire. Thanks Kurtis!
Craeig 4 meses atrás
@astroNB thank you for announcing that good person. i do also love men
astroNB 4 meses atrás
I love men
Zคภє 4 meses atrás
if you are still in coma...then we are just a part of your coma, and if you wake up... it might be the end of us 😱😱😱
I'm a Pizza
I'm a Pizza 4 meses atrás
I'm a Pizza
I'm a Pizza 4 meses atrás
deep comma
Faith Springer
Faith Springer 2 meses atrás
Truly love you Curtis thanks for exploiting these nut cases that just don't want to admit their privilege
Wicked Horizon Designs
Wicked Horizon Designs 2 meses atrás
Great vid Kurtis, always fun and uplifting to view your creative, humorous and engaging videos especially during these trying times. That in of itself is priceless.
george 3 meses atrás
"We're not human doings, we're human BEings" The cringe was so strong I exclaimed loudly into my empty, cold and lifeless apartment. I'm definitely lonely and definitely not a billionaire!
Luke Taylor
Luke Taylor 3 meses atrás
The billionaire body shaming jokes at the beginning had me literally crying the delivery was outstanding
fuck you
fuck you 4 meses atrás
finally someone has the balls to call out billionaires for being big baby losers
That one guy
That one guy Mês atrás
What are you talking about? People shit on billionaires all the time.
Milanee4 6 crayon
Milanee4 6 crayon 4 meses atrás
@Quark jeez dude😂😂😂😂
alisia c
alisia c 4 meses atrás
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Lucikka 4 meses atrás
@Quark, I respect that you’re an atheist, so you better respect the fact that I among many others are religious.
NussNougat 4 meses atrás
@Brady Hayes lmfao that’s such a wild opinion and paired with the “I have read Marx manifesto too” okay bro? I have read Adam Smith too, Billionaires are still a sign of a not working system.
ahri kim
ahri kim 2 meses atrás
Not kurtis saying that 2022 was going to be worst 🇺🇦 #standingwithUkraine
dcoog anml
dcoog anml 3 meses atrás
I love how billionaires genuinely convince their mindless followers that just taking the bare minimum care of yourself as a human being will get you to their status
lemon enjoyer
lemon enjoyer 2 meses atrás
"were not human doings we're human beings" proceeds to tell everyone he sees to stay on the grind and never rest
Alice Sarah
Alice Sarah 3 meses atrás
I am ashamed to admit how close your “real” billionaire morning routine resembles my actual morning routine. 😅
RedHairedRiot 4 meses atrás
Hearing kurtis call billionaires “losers” fed something deep in me that I didn’t know I needed
noblesgirlcuttlefish 4 meses atrás
@RedHairedRiot It was Quyen Tran who copied you, her comment came a day later
RedHairedRiot 4 meses atrás
@noblesgirlcuttlefish I just wrote this from the heart. It’s possible someone else had the same feeling lol
noblesgirlcuttlefish 4 meses atrás
Alright who copied?!?! Someone else had the exact same comment
Steph 4 meses atrás
@いのふかだ🇯🇵 sus
cuan💌🔞 4 meses atrás
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado por la vida dura que se vive hoy. Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente. Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾
Ara 2 meses atrás
" You're allowed to body shame a billionaire " needs to be on a t-shirt
Elise 26 dias atrás
As a treat of course
Alicat Gtz
Alicat Gtz 3 meses atrás
I love the shower scenes XD It was like watching a cat being put in a shower, total disappointment and agony lol
Stephen Regan
Stephen Regan 3 meses atrás
That morning routine at the end had me laughing so hard I almost had an asthma attack
palmsandcacti 2 meses atrás
Kurtis: *pours a tablespoon of water* Me: Oh, honey…
I’m just dying at the fact that while Kurtis is bullying these billionaires, the only part of his shirt you can see is: “Please Be Nice”
Darling Bunny
Darling Bunny 4 meses atrás
@Donnie Raczynski The majority of the proletariat work their hardest everyday, contributing to society the many of the things we take for granted. And the billionaires get the rewards, when all they do all day is relax in a mansion. If you lost everything due to misfortune, do you think they would care? They do nothing as homeless people starve to death in the streets. They do nothing as people die because they can’t afford healthcare. And you think these people are “superior”?
amy d
amy d 4 meses atrás
@Donnie Raczynski wow you’re so edgy and cool and counterculture and sticking it to the lefties and making the libs cry and #merica and #trump2020 and climate change is not real. The hilarity of your comments are honestly so ironic but you don’t even get it. Anyway, keep going, it’s def adding joy to my life to read bc you are literally a cartoon. Un-ironically.
perdition .
perdition . 4 meses atrás
and it probably says "please be nice to billionaires"
Schemilix Mês atrás
The alpha breathing seems like a version of lion breath (I think it's translated as that) in yoga. It's actually really useful during difficult poses since it takes the focus off your screaming muscles
Yawning Lion
Yawning Lion 3 meses atrás
The only thing I can vouch for is the cold shower thing, I don't do it every time but it does help me calm down when I'm particularly anxious.
glass ghost
glass ghost 3 meses atrás
21:10 honestly i love writing down my dreams. i do them as detailed as i can. i can get nice story ideas, art ideas, or memories from them. and sometimes i can look at them and remember how i was feeling/what was going through my head around the time i was having those dreams.
Rogue Wolf
Rogue Wolf 3 meses atrás
Adam Ragusea said it best when he said its easy for millionaires to work hard because one extra hour is hundreds of dollars, whereas someone in a convenience store can stand for an extra hour on end for 10 bucks
Yee Haw
Yee Haw 4 meses atrás
There is no fucking way his "brain tea" isn't some mushroom micro-dosing. You know how socially acceptable it is to do drugs when you're rich!
Isabel 2 meses atrás
that’s why at the end of the ingredient list he said “ and some other gems....” he didn’t want to say what those gems are.
Ryosuke Takahashi
Ryosuke Takahashi 3 meses atrás
I drink tea in the mornings too and see nothing wrong with it :(
fashiha rz
fashiha rz 3 meses atrás
Or poppy... Or kush... Or hashish..
Bruce Wayne
Bruce Wayne 4 meses atrás
I tried microdosing for a month, did it make me productive? no, did it widen my perceptions of the world? also no, but it gave me the best panic attacks with the feeling of impending death which wouldn't go away for about 6 hours. I don't know why I kept trying it but it was a waste of good acid. Microdosing is for micropenises, do a heroic dose every time.
Rose 4 meses atrás
Poor people doing crack: So sad, what trash Rich people doing coke: Wow so cool, they must be having fun
Abby 4 meses atrás
Kurtis is the only youtuber who makes me genuinely laugh out loud, other youtubers barely make me do the nose exhale laugh
Aven 2 meses atrás
Well, you were right. This year sure is different. 🌻
R&M’s Adventures
R&M’s Adventures 2 meses atrás
There are very few things that make me laugh out loud, let alone laugh during the whole video. Well done, well done. 😂
Toma 20 dias atrás
6:26 this guy's onto something i breathed along (like an alpha) and this was the first time i've burst out laughing in ages
Sarah Feng
Sarah Feng 2 dias atrás
Imagine trying to do all this when you have an office job with a 45 minute commute and/or kids that you have to feed and take to school every day...
Charming nowhere to hide
I would actually love to see Kurtis try out different morning routines and review them!
Cristina Varona
Cristina Varona 3 meses atrás
11:53 LMFAO my bf regularly exclaims this at our pup too at random moments, in the style of Cedric Diggory’s father as well, how is this a thing?! 🤣
Ari ana
Ari ana 2 meses atrás
Love how Kurtis is having service-worker nightmares years after leaving
FØRREST GØBLIN 4 meses atrás
The intro was everything. Roasting billionaires and their questionable taste is very enjoyable. Very tired of seeing those guys portrayed as role models by buisness journalists lmao. Most of them are straight up musky.
Brice Carter
Brice Carter 4 meses atrás
@indy may This is how I feel. People will make fun of a bad person for being fat and it makes me really sad.
lesley 4 meses atrás
I hear Elon musk is particularly musky
alisia c
alisia c 4 meses atrás
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Athena Jaxon
Athena Jaxon 4 meses atrás
Musky lmao
M a n d a 🖤
M a n d a 🖤 4 meses atrás
Only for fans over 18 years old LOCALDATE.MONSTER/TATSUHISHA tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘
Tasneem Bootwala
Tasneem Bootwala 4 meses atrás
Fun fact: 've started watching this video 3 times this week and fallen asleep all three times. I don't know how it ends! Is it a secret cure to insomnia?
Kerra Hinrichs
Kerra Hinrichs 3 meses atrás
Someone PLEASE actually follow Kurtis’s recommended morning routine…chug that mountain dew cosmic brownie smoothie
Sarah Brannen
Sarah Brannen 15 dias atrás
the pain and sadness on his face when he drank that smoothie....poor Kurtis 😂
kalyn 3 meses atrás
Hearing kurtis recall his dreams was honestly the best part of the entire video
goultube 4 meses atrás
love that kurtis was so immediately ruined by this routine that he tried to put an edge piece in the center of the jigsaw puzzle on day one
Jay Yates
Jay Yates 4 meses atrás
Shit hahahaha now that really speaks volumes
Georgia Mae F
Georgia Mae F 3 meses atrás
I’m watching this while hungover at the gym thank you Kurtis for this amazing entertainment to get me through this gym sesh
garrett avery
garrett avery 3 meses atrás
I like thinking about my dreams, but I have a really interesting dream system. It's like I go to the same alternate dimension every time. Always the same location I revisit in different dreams with different things happening. Pretty fucking dope. I've been through the nuclear apocalypse and then the zombie apocalypse after, it was a lot of fun tbh. I watched the flesh melt off my bones when the blast hit, it didn't hurt just felt funny.
Mathilde Tailler
Mathilde Tailler 3 meses atrás
Loved this format 😎 Had a great laugh ! Not gonna try any of these tho ... except maybe the breathing part, did looked like fun 😂
Ashe Grey
Ashe Grey Mês atrás
kurtis’ “real” billionaire routine was the funniest shit i’ve heard in a while 😂😂
Civilized Monkey
Civilized Monkey 4 meses atrás
Some of the stuff in the routine are actually good for your mental health, like meditation and journaling. The issue is the lie that this is what makes billionaires rich. Kurtis put it eloquently: this isn't a routine for people who want to become billionaires, this is a routine for people who are already billionaires.
Cupriferous Catalyst
Cupriferous Catalyst 4 meses atrás
@K / S can you imagine if there was a cure-all for mental health issues? Something that works the same on everyone within a predictable time frame? That'd be a dream come true
Cupriferous Catalyst
Cupriferous Catalyst 4 meses atrás
Exactly, most of these are just good advice in general, especially for those who feel a lot of fatigue, or like they can't focus on things they need to do (with my ADD half of this is stuff my psychologist has already told me many times). It's simply very broad tips for getting "back on track", which would definitely give you more time to do whatever you think will make you a billionaire, but there's no correlation between the routine itself and your income. Also, as many others have pointed out, this also requires you to have a flexible schedule and/or a good amount of spare time, being able to buy different kinds of fresh and exotic produce regularly if you really wanna follow all this advice as closely as you can.
K / S
K / S 4 meses atrás
@Kay E if youre looking for sympathy or attention in a random youtube comment section, youre not gonna get it. Dont know why you would randomly insist youve been suicidal since 8 if you werent seeking attention
Z Baer
Z Baer 4 meses atrás
Also breathing techniques (maybe not the terrifying ones like this) can also be good for developing your lungs and calming anxiety etc. looking at Kurtis do the alpha breathing or whatever though definitely made me *more* anxious hahah
shishishiena 3 meses atrás
i normally watch stuff on tv, so i get lazy and don't usually... get out my phone and find the video again to comment... but i wanted to say!! i loved watching ya do something different, and i'm sure i and everyone else would enjoy watching ya do more stuff like this!!
Big Sissy Angie
Big Sissy Angie 2 meses atrás
Thank you for pointing out at 8:20 that these tasks are more like uhhh all day tasks. Not to mention most of us who aren’t billionaires still have to work around a 9-5 work week 😢
Ellinor Råtts
Ellinor Råtts 3 meses atrás
Reitō Toshi
Reitō Toshi 3 meses atrás
Love when Kurt boy periodically uploads these documentaries-esque videos
Sarah Watts
Sarah Watts 3 meses atrás
This video made me laugh so much so many more people need your sense of humor
SmrtArs 3 meses atrás
It's a sad fact that Kurtis is more insightful that all the adults I know out together (including myself)...It's time for sobbing into iced cream
Panda san
Panda san 3 meses atrás
Kurtis roasting billionaires is the thing I needed today, thank you
Anna Lindgren
Anna Lindgren 3 meses atrás
Seems to me that Kurtis has a lot of dreams that have to do with the airport, that could definitely mean something 👀
Casandra Webster
Casandra Webster 4 meses atrás
This video actually made me feel a lot better about myself because I struggle to have a consistent routine because of my mental health and a lot of the shit I see on social media makes me feel bad about the routines I have developed. Reminder that social media really is just social media
Casandra Webster
Casandra Webster 4 meses atrás
@Karu Desu I had social media deleted on my phone for a really long time actually but over the past few months or so my mental health has gotten increasingly worst which made me download it again, which also makes my mental health even worst so it’s a constant cycle lol. I’ve been wanting to delete ig again lately tho and I think I will cuz of your comment!
Casandra Webster
Casandra Webster 4 meses atrás
@Dave Fish I haven’t used Facebook since I was like 14, but yeah my account exists
Dave Fish
Dave Fish 4 meses atrás
@cordelia x "Nobody has facebook" - Facebook estimated user number: 2.5 BILLION users... And Cassandra Webster does, facts.
Karu Desu
Karu Desu 4 meses atrás
Yeah actually try to delete social media from your phone. I only deleted tiktok and instagram and I noticed a difference in my routines. I instead watch a fuckton of BRvid but that’s a problem for another day
mdotley 2 meses atrás
the feral joy he had when he finished the puzzle is foul 😭
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