Goblin Slayer Abridged (Goblin Slayer Parody) - Episode 1

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Episode 1: Goblin Nest of LIES!

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Parody Created by Grimmjack, Coffinjockey, EoD, and TheDastails
Parody Written By Grimmjack, Coffinjockey, EoD, and TheDastails
Edited By EoD ( )
SFX Mixing by GaoGaiKingtheGreatVA ( )

Goblin Slayer - Grimmjack
Priestess - ChiChi ( )
Guild Girl - ManicWednesday ( )
Warrior Boy - BuddyVA
Wizard Girl - Karilynne Davies ( )
Fighter Girl - Alifluro ( )
Shaman Goblin - Coffinjockey
Goblins - Coffinjockey, EoD, TheDastails, GaoGaiKingTheGreat
Baby Goblins - Karilynne Davies

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Percussive Taco
Nerdz Garage
Charles Corbin

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Chi-chi 3 anos atrás
This came out so amazing omg!! Thank you so much for having me be apart of this :D
Your Average Guy
Your Average Guy 3 meses atrás
That was superb.
Phillip Collar
Phillip Collar 6 meses atrás
You are now the canon voice for Priestess. I can only read her dialogue in your voice.
Ami 7 meses atrás
That Priestess voice is soooo good 😆
Ninja J
Ninja J 8 meses atrás
Caleb Mcghee
Caleb Mcghee 8 meses atrás
Nice Chi Chi really nice with the voice acting this is really pog
KR46 Anos atrás
“The only good Goblin is a dead Goblin. NOW LETS MAKE THESE GOBLINS GOOD!” Pure Gold.
Soup 3 meses atrás
I actually kinda can see goblin slayer saying that
Trianime 3 meses atrás
@Adam M so did you suceed? Well you stole it a year ago so maybe yeah, BUT IMMA STEAL IT TODAY FOR MY DND CAMPAIGN TOO
Robert Jensen
Robert Jensen 5 meses atrás
yes yes it is.
Colton Rethmen
Colton Rethmen 7 meses atrás
Why... why does he remind me of Rick from Rick and morty
João Antonio
João Antonio Anos atrás
Tatsumi dies and the captions are: "tatsumi gets akame ga killed" I love this already
Angel Ruiz
Angel Ruiz 2 meses atrás
Orcbulge is definitely higher than just a lvl 10 goblin sniffer
PorkFreeGaming 2 meses atrás
lmao same
Imre Kalman
Imre Kalman 6 meses atrás
8:16 "goblins laughing at best girl" Well, that's what they do!😂
Emile Gordon
Emile Gordon 8 meses atrás
Aww man now I have the series all over again. But thanks ☺️☺️☺️
dmitc01 Anos atrás
Forgot how brutal this show was, and this parody made it seem even more brutal.
Jorge Godoy
Jorge Godoy 4 meses atrás
This was amazing moree
lord morklen
lord morklen 8 meses atrás
Guild Girl: "Who's your next of kin?" Goblin Chow: "Not important!" Narrator: "But it was. It was very important."
Richard Thompson
Richard Thompson Mês atrás
I totally imagine Ron Howard as the narrator for that idea.
JF_paes15 11 meses atrás
Goblin Slayer talking just like comic book Doom Guy is a stroke of genius.
Exzyyd Mês atrás
@Fernando Flores It's where "Rip and Tear" is from
Caleborn 2 meses atrás
@Fernando Flores It has from way back in the 90s, and its basically one of the greatest cheese and ham sandwiches known to man as Doomguy screams about bigger guts and environmental damage.
GamingMoments 3 meses atrás
@Fernando Flores yup
Fernando Flores
Fernando Flores 3 meses atrás
Doom has a comic?
ALJ 9000
ALJ 9000 6 meses atrás
Some Dandy
Some Dandy 10 meses atrás
"Exactly! They should have listened to you! They might have lived. NOW LISTEN TO ME IF YOU WANNA LIVE!" - I love the way this is written.
Void TV
Void TV Anos atrás
"Wait, no, that's not it either. Oh well, I'll get it right." *Over-the-shoulder death omen* "S o o n ."
AridOmnivore Anos atrás
Bro that shit had me rolling
Joni Lammela
Joni Lammela Anos atrás
The best *Soon* i've heard in a good while.
dane willis
dane willis Anos atrás
It’s kinda sad when the abridged series explains the groups back story better then the anime.
Ergo Proxy
Ergo Proxy 11 meses atrás
@Femto "better"
Femto 11 meses atrás
But the anime did explain it. They explained who all of them where they just didn’t go into their backstories because they literally don’t make it 5 minutes into the cave before being brutally killed
EpicGamerz01 2 anos atrás
Goblin Slayer: what people think DND is like. Goblin Slayer Abridged: what DND is actually like.
Kolthen Mês atrás
​@Table kun The most accurate thing probably said here
Table kun
Table kun 3 meses atrás
Almost entire party dies to goblins DM sends in npc with story of kills goblins Campaign becomes based around the npc Yeah both is possible dnd campaigns
Shaded Canvas
Shaded Canvas 3 meses atrás
Did a campaign, ran into goblins, small goblins, killed one then we missed and they danced on our corpses
Jake Stephens
Jake Stephens 4 meses atrás
This is the most accurate information I have every read.
Heavenly_H 5 meses atrás
When your overconfident rogue gets you almost killed in the first encounter 🤣
MaDude Anos atrás
Is that really a parody? This seems very... accurate.
Manhunt Sevenseteen
Manhunt Sevenseteen 7 meses atrás
Well, The show is a parody itself soooo
Carolina_Reaperx Anos atrás
Those screams when the party was getting killed were too good, like, I FELT those screams
TM2DB Anos atrás
*Episode 1* "We've been walking in a straight line. How did you get us lost?!" "I followed Endbringer!" *Episode 2* "My SWOOORD tells me there's something over there." "Your eyes could tell you the same thing." What a callback! I just now noticed. Priestess is still traumatized by her time with Titan Storm, and doesn't want Goblin Slayer to make the same mistakes, even in jest.
Speeder01 8 meses atrás
Honestly the vibe i get from this, is that a DND party went and got themselves TPK'd by goblins, and the fighter developed a grudge and made a backup character on the spot, followed shortly after by the others.
Exzyyd Mês atrás
@Phillip Ribbink I think that's pretty much what happened. In the manga there's a lot of references to the gods playing a game using mortals as the pieces and when everyone almost dies they directly reference dice being rolled for GS to get back up
Phillip Ribbink
Phillip Ribbink 3 meses atrás
I kind of always thought of it more as the party got TPK'd, the DM didn't know how to salvage the session and suddenly another player showed up with a character from another Campaign the DM had run. The DM decided "Well somebody's gotta save these poor bastards." and let him play that character. At least that's the premise I would go for if I was turning this series into a Campaign comic.
Frick you
Frick you 3 anos atrás
"Good thing they only took your clothes and did nothing else possible!" That killed me.
HuntingOrange 7 meses atrás
@Shiro Neko I mean depending on moral idealism and how free an ai you make ..
Shiro Neko
Shiro Neko Anos atrás
@Kyo Sokutai A bot isn't considered life though.
Kyo Sokutai
Kyo Sokutai Anos atrás
@Roman Daniel A) That's morally repugnant and creepy, and B) Your use of a "real name" and and a peanut gallery account to nod along to your snake oil routine outs you as a bot instantly. Please reconsider your life choices.
Andy KnightWarden
Andy KnightWarden Anos atrás
I love that Priestess sounds like she's in hysterical denial.
ahaloburnout 3 anos atrás
Even better when you realize GS calls out the censorship next scene when he points out the goblin kids and calls them goblin lies.
jacob pacheco
jacob pacheco 5 meses atrás
6:18 imagine leaving your spellcasters behind and getting mad when they get jumped.
The Phoenix
The Phoenix Anos atrás
For an anime so dark, especially this episode, y’all managed to completely disregard all that and make a full on comedy show, well done
Montesama314 Anos atrás
I love how the goblin blood dripped onto Priestess's staff, like her innocence is stained.
Gavin Lamp
Gavin Lamp Anos atrás
silverprimus321 boi
silverprimus321 boi 10 meses atrás
FancyStreams 2 anos atrás
Best line from the anime: “Who are you...?” “Goblin Slayer.” Best line from this video: “I wish I was innocent like you. But I’m not. I’m full of rage. And beans. SPIRIT. PRIDE! AND HEART! AND SOUL! AND RAGE! AND BEANS! SPICY BEANS! The only good goblin is a dead goblin. *NOW LET’S MAKE THESE GOBLINS GOOD!!!* “
snickelfrits fellow
snickelfrits fellow 3 meses atrás
No names! Not in this line of work!
That Guy
That Guy 10 meses atrás
Keith Roberts
Keith Roberts 11 meses atrás
Best parody since DBZ abridged for sure
James Simpson
James Simpson 11 meses atrás
Honestly my favorite is “That makes twenty-two.” after GS murdered a bunch of goblin children.
Shirogane Anos atrás
I just realized this but she says she will give him a dragon quest if he survives the goblin quest and later says "We don't have dragons WE NEVER HAVE DRAGONS" so she is fully aware of the death awaiting them.
Sharpener Anos atrás
man, till this day. I still get traumatized seeing the party getting slaughtered by the these goblins :(
Sheena Nightfire
Sheena Nightfire 11 meses atrás
@Floppy Meat I knew that there had to be something super messed up when they posted a viewer discretion warning at the beginning of the episode.
Floppy Meat
Floppy Meat Anos atrás
Same ngl. I’m not very sensitive to these things but this episode was disturbing
Rodolfo Suarez BabyBearRudy
“I cast: death” that actually sounded really cool
RufusKyura Anos atrás
Guild Girl: "Who's your next of kin again?" "Party Leader": "Not Important" Oh? I didn't know Not Important (the Hatred guy) had ancestors in the medieval ages.
Tony Bomboozled
Tony Bomboozled 3 anos atrás
I love how the canon Goblin Slayer is soft-spoken and not very talkative, while this version is a total motormouth.
Fabi 2 meses atrás
tbh I think it was a bit over the top
Kristopher Prime
Kristopher Prime 2 meses atrás
@Impactmoon that is sort of true. he removes his helmet and armor, he is silent and serious or at miminum tells jokes while being dead inside. the armor is on, he is a very talkative madman.
Santiago Garcia
Santiago Garcia 2 anos atrás
Bomboozled he kinda gives off Deadpool vibes
Razor 1uk
Razor 1uk 2 anos atrás
@Kanae Desu generally male goblin slayers don't have lip flaps. ...Ok, erm, pass me my curiasse, bye [the clanking of armoured boots & armour scampering away in to the distance]
RoyalRobbie Anos atrás
“She’s clearly the weak link” -Rookie Warrior approximately ten minutes before dying Edit: oh my god GS is so neurotic I’m deceased
bophi bop
bophi bop Anos atrás
11:44 (turn on CC) lvl 10 Goblin sniffing This is how I know this abridged series will be good.
Jannik Eenhuis
Jannik Eenhuis 7 meses atrás
ggsjags Anos atrás
"I´m still alive..." NOT FOR LONG That´s the "the Return of the Why boner" of the Goblin Slayer abridged universe.
Robert Bobert
Robert Bobert Anos atrás
I love how Priestess goes from actually casting spells in these early episodes to treating her god like a booty call
BottleofDjinn 2 anos atrás
6:07 I don't know how much each voice actor gets paid, but she deserves a bonus for that scream. Even horror movie characters can't scream like that; it legitimately concerned me.
Arbiters Kiss
Arbiters Kiss 26 dias atrás
I am pretty sure that was a stock sound effect scream. I heard it before a few different places, mostly abridged series.
Cartoonking1 2 meses atrás
I know, she put her heart a soul into that scream.
Daddy Trump
Daddy Trump 2 meses atrás
It made me laugh, but yeah, that also concerned me, it was really good
Longstein Pufferbatch
Longstein Pufferbatch 2 meses atrás
It made me laugh like crazy
bread 2 meses atrás
Holy shit that was mortifying
The Rancid Goblin
The Rancid Goblin Anos atrás
I love how the guy rolls a nat 1 then says "end bringer..?" Right before he dies, it gold
Midnightgamer00 8 meses atrás
Re-watching just for the subtitles, there's little hidden gems like at 6:48 *Tatsumi getting Akame ga Killed.* ROFL
Strein86 Anos atrás
Yep, a faithful retelling of the first episode. There's something very symbolic about the blood dripping onto her staff at 15:08.
Lord Zamasu Vegeta Black Fusion
No one: Darth Vader entering the Jedi temple and slaughtering Younglings: 14:46
Ashyboi99 3 meses atrás
jetastronomia 10 meses atrás
I'm full of rage, and beans
silverprimus321 boi
silverprimus321 boi 10 meses atrás
Ryan Piercy
Ryan Piercy Anos atrás
I just love how she sends them to their deaths and doesn't bother to warn them about how dangerous they are and the possibility of hobs or shaman. on another topic tatsumi and magic girl remind me of my parties if they lived long enough to level up a couple times.
Vivosaurigno 9 meses atrás
@Shinigami Phantom her VA is chi chi who stars in alot of songs Like some of tryhardninjas FNAF songs and a hunterxhunter rap she's done more but those are the ones I can think of in the top my head
Shinigami Phantom
Shinigami Phantom 10 meses atrás
@Ryan Piercy Her VA makes a great impression of a cute, innocent anime girl. Plus, she reminds me of Fluttershy for aome reason.
Ryan Piercy
Ryan Piercy 10 meses atrás
@Shinigami Phantom true, don't blame her for the most part but i do feel bad for priestess.
Shinigami Phantom
Shinigami Phantom 10 meses atrás
She doesn't care at this point.
Thor447 Dinn
Thor447 Dinn Anos atrás
"Can you evoke a sh-? 'Cause I don't give a sh-." Let's just consider these his last words as he runs headlong into death
The Varangian Guard
The Varangian Guard 7 meses atrás
Goblin Slayer Abridged should be the How To video for new adventures. 1. Listen to your healer. 2. Scout ahead. 3. Bring potions and extra equipment. 4. Advance as a group. 5. Just because a monster is "weak" does not mean it is not dangerous. That is why Goblin Slayer is the best adventurer. Going after monsters that target civilians, protecting the helpless.. Long live Goblin Slayer and damn the fools that disdain him.
Ui Anos atrás
I actually cracked up so hard when the goblin shaman was casting a spell with "Happy birthday," and "Merry Christmas."
John Webb
John Webb 2 anos atrás
I'm surprised at how much it stayed true to the original series. You remember all that stuff mentioned about titan storm, like how the Munk trained with her father and how the witch was a top graduate and had a staff given to her as a graduation gift. well, all that is canon information in the goblin slayer universe. However, that information was only revealed in the manga and the show left all that stuff out, presumably to save time. I'm surprised that this show actually knew all this stuff and added it into itself to give the characters more depth.
The Hermit Man
The Hermit Man 2 meses atrás
@Dalek Renegade TFS is the only way I enjoy DBZ. This I will watch in its entirety after already seeing GS a few times.
Dan Buckig
Dan Buckig 6 meses atrás
If you're gonna abridge something, you gotta know everything about it, or you can't really make fun/light of it. Imagine if T4S knew nothing about Dragon Ball, the flow of the story and jokes would have come off as just sarcasm instead of genuine love of the series.
Reck Yourself
Reck Yourself 7 meses atrás
Nobody even has a name in this universe
Slime knight
Slime knight 8 meses atrás
So Accurate somehow
jabzilla21 8 meses atrás
@Puppet studio but...they have a logo and theme song! You heartless bastard! That staff was super important to that magician girl who clearly needs to learn how to evoke a shit.
Jasper_ 427
Jasper_ 427 8 meses atrás
“Rest now Soldier, Goblin Slayer is here” ‘kills Wizard’ “We could’ve saved her!” “Could we? COULD WE!”
Zackery Drynan
Zackery Drynan 2 meses atrás
"I'm so sorry they took your clothes and only did that and nothing else possible" Oh god
The Archworks
The Archworks Anos atrás
Y'know what, going into this, I wasn't sure how anyone could possibly make something like the first episode of Goblin Slayer funny. Congratulations, you succeeded.
The M Phantom
The M Phantom Anos atrás
11:44 "Level 10 Goblin Sniffing" HAHAHAHAHA! I was Petrified when the Goblins appeared to kill everyone, but my jaws hurt while laughing at this! XD (First time watching this show, didn't see original before)
Guardian Gold
Guardian Gold 3 anos atrás
**priestess having emotional breakdown** **GS having the time of his life**
Siegecraft 2 anos atrás
Sounds just like me on the weekends, having the time of my life while the dayshifters suffer endlessly!
The Cryptic Artist
The Cryptic Artist 2 anos atrás
@Ex skull Gaming **BIG SNIFF**
Túrin Mormegil77
Túrin Mormegil77 2 anos atrás
The pig part had me. "A pig? eh, no matter" - proceeds to kill the pig
LazyH-Online 2 anos atrás
"...And now there's a pig? What's a pig doing here?! Eh, don't matter."
Jack Arblaster
Jack Arblaster 2 anos atrás
Two types Of people
Jarrod Eskeets
Jarrod Eskeets 9 meses atrás
"We're not a "Naaaame" basis here! What's your name?" I spit up my drink there 🤣
MrBailey218 Anos atrás
Goblin Slayer: The story of a young priestess following and assisting a professional adventurer out of gratitude and to help him be more human. Goblin Slayer Abridged: A young Priestess reluctantly follows a mentality unstable psychopath in order to ward off her crippling loneliness.
GaMeRgUy 69
GaMeRgUy 69 8 meses atrás
"I'm sorry they took your clothes, and only that, and nothing else possible" great taste and dodged demonetisation😂
Lord - Wheatabix
Lord - Wheatabix 4 meses atrás
Love how Rhapsody of Fire, A New Saga Begins is the silent background intro to this abridged series.
C_Squint 3 anos atrás
"Merry Christmas!" "NO IT'S NOVEMBER!" You tell 'em GS.
Lightspeeds 2 anos atrás
@Øyi that's actually the 34th goblin test.
Moalex 3 anos atrás
Brinette Valorie
Brinette Valorie 3 anos atrás
@Florp, It be May now, bruh.
Sean Paul
Sean Paul 3 anos atrás
Florp about now it’s March
Name 3 anos atrás
seths 1
seths 1 5 meses atrás
I don't know how often I've watched this but today I came back again and it's still as amazing as always, if not better and you just have to appreciate the subtiles, they make it even funnier
Jean-Pierre Oelofse
When the parody is better than the original. 😂 This is awesome!
PhazonOmega Anos atrás
I love GS's dialogue here. Fighter was real funny, too.
FronchyFry Mês atrás
Every time i watch this i'm impressed by Novice Evocation Mage's scream, absolutely visceral.
Overseer Cain
Overseer Cain 2 anos atrás
I can't watch the original anymore without hearing these voices.
Padtixx 10 meses atrás
@Z.A.Y.N - im aware of that
Z.A.Y.N -
Z.A.Y.N - 10 meses atrás
@Padtixx no you don't say. This is a parody version you doughnut
Padtixx Anos atrás
Theres an original?
Siphe Manana
Siphe Manana Anos atrás
That's why I watch the original first before the abridged
TNTBoy01 Anos atrás
Always angry, all the time For the angry Marines
Richard Thompson
Richard Thompson Mês atrás
I feel like this version of Goblin Slayer would get along GREAT with Peacemaker and Vigilante
EvilEmoX Legend
EvilEmoX Legend 4 meses atrás
06:06 I've been dying laughing for the past 6 hours lmao I can't breathe 😂😂😂
Orlensy Herasme
Orlensy Herasme 8 meses atrás
Ah yes, Macho Goblin Slayer Savage was a great choice. Love his Coked-Out energy
Vincent Torrijos
Vincent Torrijos 8 meses atrás
Really empathizing the “first time dnd players vs the experienced players”
Anh Nguyen
Anh Nguyen 2 anos atrás
Anime GS: PTSD. This GS: ADHD. Are they the same? *Yes but actually no.*
EA SPORTS, u are gae
EA SPORTS, u are gae 8 meses atrás
Trust me, I am an Ohioan
EA SPORTS, u are gae
EA SPORTS, u are gae 8 meses atrás
Nah, Goblin Slayer in this is just from Ohio
Shagaru Bleed
Shagaru Bleed 8 meses atrás
@Theodore Provencio oh god.
Majin Buu
Majin Buu 10 meses atrás
What's ADHD
LibtardsStillCant SilenceMe20
6:08 legend says, she really stabbed herself in the liver, to TRULY empathize with her character. Sadly, no rapacious goblins were around to assist.
DecentRecruit Anos atrás
The subtitles are great. Love the work.
Hannah Anos atrás
thank you for making a version of the anime that i can watch without crying and is also genuinely hilarious
Xavier Jaramillo
Xavier Jaramillo Anos atrás
The Pathfinder references throughout the series has me dying! I love you guys, thank you!
some guy
some guy 2 anos atrás
"Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer"
Gabrote42 5 meses atrás
Press this advantage, give them no quarter!
Jordan Barkley
Jordan Barkley 8 meses atrás
Foolish horrors! Brought low, and driven into the mud!
Xsion IvyRen
Xsion IvyRen 8 meses atrás
You seem to have a lot of confidence in that statement, Careful now don´t wanna get... Overconfidence do we.
abbadon1992 10 meses atrás
The cost of preparedness measured now in gold, later in blood.
Esat ÜNLÜ 11 meses atrás
Soothed. Sedated
jabzilla21 8 meses atrás
I love the captions! "level 10 goblin sniffing" lmfao the levels of comedy this show makes is god like
Wolf FastHorse
Wolf FastHorse 7 meses atrás
now that I'm watching this in November, I can finally agree with Goblin Slayer that yes, it is not Christmas, it's November
B. KL.
B. KL. 7 meses atrás
Facts people hop into Christmas immediately after Halloween
Hyporally 11 meses atrás
When that wizard girl screamed I started laughing for some reason. Im truly a moster
Montrez Anthony
Montrez Anthony Anos atrás
This just sums up the anime spot on 😂
Thedabisme 11 meses atrás
“I have a light heal spell.” “Half dead noises.” Yeah don’t think that’ll work.
A Man of Culture
A Man of Culture Mês atrás
This is great. Turning on the subtitles turned it into a masterpiece.
Nandodando 14 dias atrás
It has been years and I still rewatch this amazing parody. This is the definitive version as far as I am concerned. New series will not be completed until you do the parody. This is like how I consider Alex Jones the voice of doom guy.
thespawner Anos atrás
13:47 "I'm sorry they took your clothes. And they only did that and nothing else possible." Hahaha After watching the original, that's perfect.
CaptZealot 3 anos atrás
GS's personality in this Abridged is what I imagine his brain works in the Canon series.
Justin Buxton
Justin Buxton 3 anos atrás
Krimsone Bloodthorne you rang!? MEAT BICYCLE!!!!!
Alex Mansfield
Alex Mansfield 3 anos atrás
Exactly he’s just a reverse kreig
Michael Hale
Michael Hale 3 anos atrás
Norad2 3 anos atrás
A new miniseries: Goblin Slayer’s Mind
Silverpaw805 3 anos atrás
@MOGAR IS READY Kreig the Pysho ?
Justin Ernewein
Justin Ernewein Anos atrás
This is the most beautiful Abridged series ever.
atigerclaw Anos atrás
You know, I just noticed, GS still has that knife wedged in his armor from that first goblin.
Arthur Morgan
Arthur Morgan Anos atrás
"No its November! NOVEMBER!" This is too good!
Dalen Lewin
Dalen Lewin 3 dias atrás
While this is a great abridged series overall, this is still the best episode of the show. The Voice acting trumps that of the anime. There just seems to be so much more passion in this version.
Requiem Boi
Requiem Boi 2 anos atrás
The series is named Goblin Slayer, The protagonist is named Goblin Slayer, His job is being a Goblin Slayer, His Title is Goblin Slayer, People only know him as Goblin Slayer.
Slime knight
Slime knight 8 meses atrás
ACTUALLY but his class is fighter and ranger With His Favored Enemy being GOBLINS
f f
f f 8 meses atrás
In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of his burning farm. His soul blistered by the fires and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the scourge who had wronged him. He wore steel armor, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... the Goblin Slayer.
Kalopo Loopo
Kalopo Loopo 8 meses atrás
But you can call me Bob
Vinny Latoria
Vinny Latoria 8 meses atrás
@Sae.4 that’s a dumb name for a dumb sword
Simon Carlstrom
Simon Carlstrom 9 meses atrás
@Tairren Daly GAWBLINS
Pineapplerr 9 meses atrás
Surprising how you made this show actually good.
Jan Baltes
Jan Baltes 8 meses atrás
All voice actors did an amazing job. This is history.
magnusm4 Anos atrás
13:57 It's November now and i'm just as pissed as him that they already pull out decorations and food in stores. *Especially in October OCTOBER IS MY UNHOLY SPOOKTOBER OF HALLOWEEN NO JOLLY!*
Waka 4 meses atrás
"Tatsumi getting akame ga killed" was truly a beautiful pun, 10/10.
The Lil Potato
The Lil Potato 2 anos atrás
Goblin slayer is just a medieval doom guy. *Slays goblins with malicious intent*
typicalbluegamr Anos atrás
the funny thing is he reminds me of him
David Carreira
David Carreira Anos atrás
I thought he was an alternate reality doomguy who seems to enjoy his job way too much.
Elias D
Elias D Anos atrás
@Jordan Garcia *malicious intent increases*
BÅLVERK Anos atrás
*heavy metal intense*
Oscar Castro
Oscar Castro Anos atrás
You call half of them getting killed malicious???
StreetCarDesire Mês atrás
Priestess: *We could have saved her!* Goblin Slayer: *Could we, COULD WE!? I mean yeah, we could've* 🤣
Abrahem Samander
Abrahem Samander 5 meses atrás
I was recommended this video and it is hillarious! Great work to everyone involved!
Raphael Ascal
Raphael Ascal 8 meses atrás
This is SO GOOD! Congratulations, this style works far better for this story. Great video!
Alphalightning00 Frost
Alphalightning00 Frost 3 meses atrás
"Time to cast my spell... I cast... *D E A T H...* " Wow, he is savage and badass
Something cool
Something cool 2 anos atrás
"The only good goblin is a dead goblin NOW LETS MAKE THESE GOBLINS GOOD!" had me dead XD Jeez 3.6k
Something cool
Something cool Anos atrás
pure daisy
pure daisy Anos atrás
pure daisy
pure daisy Anos atrás
DSiren Sirenite
DSiren Sirenite Anos atrás
Reminds me of a quote from a certain AK guy... "Kenosha Kyle minted some Good commies"
KneeNutNutter Anos atrás
Good, because if it had you good, then you might've been a GOOOOOBLIN!
ed burns
ed burns Anos atrás
I actually watched this before watching the show and could help laughing through out the show remembering this.
Kyle Strohm
Kyle Strohm 10 meses atrás
I like the how the fighters name in the subtitles is tatsumi, pretty fitting 😂
Bluntly honest
Bluntly honest 2 meses atrás
"IF!!! You survive, ill give you a dragon slaying quest..." There was no scenario where these kids would survive to see next week. Guild girl is savage.
A Thatcher
A Thatcher 6 meses atrás
The wizard getting wrecked and the fighter charges in to help The fighter getting wrecked and the monk stands back and berates the cleric for not fixing the wizard fast enough I firmly believe that they lost because they didn’t work together at all.
Tim O'Neill
Tim O'Neill 3 anos atrás
How have you turned GS into someone even more insane, I love you guys.
peter siri
peter siri 3 anos atrás
@Nottan Ajin You are huge! That's mean... you have a HUGE guts!
The Dutchinator
The Dutchinator 3 anos atrás
@Nottan Ajin i meant the 2016 doom slayer, for the original Goblin slayer. The abridged goblin slayer is definitely meant to be the classic Doom Guy
Nottan Ajin
Nottan Ajin 3 anos atrás
@The Dutchinator Yeah, but you've read the old comics, right? The dialogue in this parody is totally spot on. I love it.
The Dutchinator
The Dutchinator 3 anos atrás
@Nottan Ajin pretty sure he's supposed to be like the Doom Slayer in a way, his fixation with nothing other than slaughtering goblins and no interest in further concequences. Its just that GS isnt absolutely godawfully overpowered like the Doom Slayer
Nottan Ajin
Nottan Ajin 3 anos atrás
Sounds heavily inspired by the DOOM guy from the old comics.
davey jahosaphat
davey jahosaphat 5 meses atrás
I've seen this series countless times, and every time, every single freakin time, I DO NOT KNOW WHERE SHE MUSTERED THAT SCREAM WHEN STABBED, BUT HOLY SHIT WAS THAT WORTH THE PRICE OF ADMISSION!!!
Harry Wardle, The guy that was willingly Taken
"I'm still alive" "Not for long!"
Terrance Jones
Terrance Jones Anos atrás
Seeing the dude get jumped by goblins was so worth watching with subtitles when I read “Tatsumi getting akame ga killed” 😂
R. Dorothy
R. Dorothy Anos atrás
Love the banter between GS and Priestess. Hysterical and still in character.
Failure Xtreme
Failure Xtreme 3 meses atrás
I like this version of slayer where he's just a crazy person who actually enjoys what he's doing as opposed to the cannon one who is crazy but also like kinda sad.
Francisco Cota
Francisco Cota Anos atrás
These abridged series are so good. And as a D&D player for 5 years, I see how true this can be: Goblins will turn a party inside-out in about 3 rounds during the first, say, 2 turns.
Striker Anos atrás
Ironically I watched the first episode right after a session where the party took out a goblin cave and we absolutely refused to go in, we pot shotted those bastards the whole fight from the entrance.
so long nerds
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