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Fettuccine Alfredo - You Suck at Cooking (episode 121)

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Fettuccine Alfredo, as invented by Alfred Di Lelio in 1908, consists of pasta, butter, and parmesan. While it's said he made it for his wife who wasn't eating after giving birth, the truth is more likely that Mr. Alfredo had a cheese and butter addiction. While we may never know the ugly truth, we can continue to enjoy this delicious pasta dish one deadly bite at a time.
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Recipe
.5 parts pasta to
.25 parts butter to
.25 parts parmesan
Cook the pasta, strengthen your wrists, and then do all the things.
The original recipe called for parmesan aged 24 months, which is a young parmesan. I used one aged 36 months so it would taste slightly wiser. Don't even both trying to make the original noodles. It's WAY above your pay grade.

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19 Jan 2021

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Memonke
Memonke Dia atrás
Am I the only one who hates Fettucini Alfredo?
C B
C B Dia atrás
dats what good pussy sounds like
gdlk
gdlk 2 dias atrás
I've added secret ingredient and my girl loved it
Fay Anne Aura Arts
Fay Anne Aura Arts 2 dias atrás
So basically it's fancy macaroni and cheese.
ClassyAF
ClassyAF 2 dias atrás
10/10 on the delicious sarcasm LOL
James Prayter
James Prayter 2 dias atrás
As a Italian I can say this looks good
JR
JR 2 dias atrás
This dish seems at once like the most delicious thing I'd ever eat but also the last thing I'd ever eat
Yonah2E
Yonah2E 4 dias atrás
is your name jordan schlansky?
BS Corvin
BS Corvin 4 dias atrás
3:16 shit if I was definitively going to live to 93 I’d definitely waste some of those days eating pasta or some shit
fantasia yoo
fantasia yoo 4 dias atrás
yuh
Ueu Ch.
Ueu Ch. 5 dias atrás
*Italian Mac and Cheese*
Kuka Simmon
Kuka Simmon 5 dias atrás
I don’t need to pretend I’m 22 and single Mr. Cooking
Tyler
Tyler 6 dias atrás
wow i subscribed
Harriet Gough
Harriet Gough 6 dias atrás
I dont watch his videos for the cooking, I watch them for the humor
SonyTheSunGod
SonyTheSunGod 6 dias atrás
0:11 any Italians can you confirm this? I wanna know if it's true or not
Cesar Rangel
Cesar Rangel 6 dias atrás
My guy i just came across ur videos! Ur deff original and funny off tops im subscribe 🏴‍☠️
DiamondJax08
DiamondJax08 7 dias atrás
ok, so, i tried this today, with the grating and butter and everything, and I'm here to tell you it makes some pretty _banger_ pasta
Common Art
Common Art 7 dias atrás
THE WAP DOE
Wondie Kgosiemang
Wondie Kgosiemang 8 dias atrás
Okay your video is totally fun to watch.. I'm binging 😋
I Break Things
I Break Things 8 dias atrás
So he going to live about 93 years 28 x 1216 = 34048 34048 / 365 = 93.2821918
William Sampson
William Sampson 9 dias atrás
i have the same bed frame
Razorbliz
Razorbliz 9 dias atrás
Puncharini your dongoroni
Marcus Enos
Marcus Enos 9 dias atrás
I have a feeling I’m probably going to use most ysac’s recipes in college
Doge Coont
Doge Coont 10 dias atrás
I put smoked trout and cooking wine in mine. You should give it a try.
tarfathewise
tarfathewise 10 dias atrás
Can you teach us how to cook Meth next? All these other videos are stupid, no offense. That would be very entertaining.
Bartosz Ziółkowski
Bartosz Ziółkowski 10 dias atrás
Ah yes heart attack on plate
Melissa Packard Lavin
Melissa Packard Lavin 11 dias atrás
"From the top , make it drop , thats a Fettuccine"😀 Love it
dépaysement
dépaysement 12 dias atrás
I bought a house in 2012 and I still couldn't afford that much parm. Sub with dandruff.
Craig Grady
Craig Grady 12 dias atrás
As a person who knows someone who visited Italy, your Italian is on-point.
SwiftBlade4
SwiftBlade4 12 dias atrás
That's just way too much Parmesan. I'd rather use that for pizza.
seavision
seavision 12 dias atrás
The fact that he says "Pretened you're 22 and single!" implies that he's living a happy life with his wife, Katie.
cblue
cblue 12 dias atrás
Hysterical!....great recipe!
Microwave cucumber
Microwave cucumber 12 dias atrás
Looks good!
ROYAL_ T
ROYAL_ T 12 dias atrás
I have so much respect for you sir but the way you say “Parmesan” is just fucking wrong I’m sorry
Nathan Mendoza
Nathan Mendoza 12 dias atrás
The commentary 😆😆😆
Joe york
Joe york 13 dias atrás
Heart burn heart burn burn burn
Adrian Kitson
Adrian Kitson 13 dias atrás
Five billion nanograms is only 5g. Not 500g. What are Americans so bad at metic?!
Fortune Mogoneg
Fortune Mogoneg 13 dias atrás
2:22 he is not wearing pants
Gravy B
Gravy B 13 dias atrás
My chest hurts wat thing this
simqbi
simqbi 13 dias atrás
Fettuccine Alfredo is simple 3 ingredient dish made out of clogged arteries , heart attack , and obesity, but srsly it sounds amazing
Khams No
Khams No 13 dias atrás
I gotta say, i encountered this channel years ago, and his excessive swearing was just not funny, which just seemed like a gimmick(if you could even call that really a gimmick), but over the years this has evolved into a very entertaining channel.
gaming Minecraft
gaming Minecraft 14 dias atrás
Butter fetish now a thing
Sue XoXo
Sue XoXo 14 dias atrás
Ridiculous.
TheSmallzfry
TheSmallzfry 14 dias atrás
This is legit the first time I've gotten alfredo to turn out well, every other time the parmesan just clumps together and doesn't emulsify nicely.
Lawrence Kassab
Lawrence Kassab 14 dias atrás
"Nice Dissolve"
JimmyBoogaloo
JimmyBoogaloo 14 dias atrás
lol @ the keto gag
Erik Koch
Erik Koch 15 dias atrás
“Fettuccine Alfredo is a simple 3 ingredient pasta that’s made using only 3 ingredients.”
Roo
Roo 15 dias atrás
just in case you're wondering, 5 billion nanograms is 5 grams yes, i googled it
Boken
Boken 15 dias atrás
i know u cant eat that shit the next day. that butter will just fall off when u heat it up again and then u will have pasta sitting in melted butter
GumGoblin
GumGoblin 15 dias atrás
butter fetish?
Bob Bob
Bob Bob 15 dias atrás
Eggs
Dexpo89
Dexpo89 15 dias atrás
Italian here, we don't have thick wrists, we have machines that grate Parmigiano for us!
Tobi Pohan
Tobi Pohan 16 dias atrás
Oh my god this pasta is scarier than i thought, with the amount of fat holy shit
Себастьян Фишер
"pretend you're 22 and single"... well I am so this shouldn't be a problem
The Panda Bookkeeper
The Panda Bookkeeper 16 dias atrás
Even the thought of eating fettuccine alfredo makes me uncomfortable because of a very graphic nightmare I had when I was a child involving it. Great video though 🤙
Juli
Juli 16 dias atrás
"it's a simple three ingredient pasta that is made with only three ingredients" Thanks for the clarification, I was wondering if the three ingredient pasta is made with four ingredients...
Dezimio
Dezimio 16 dias atrás
Why does this just looks pasta and durian?
Dicey
Dicey 16 dias atrás
DEAR WHITE PEOPLE PLEASE SEASON YOUR FOOD
Bad Hommie er'ry Mumdolf
Talk to yass tonight
Derek Jeter
Derek Jeter 16 dias atrás
This guy is insane. Bruh this guy says a lot of crazy things
Nneon Knightt
Nneon Knightt 16 dias atrás
Lmmfao!!!
Prevenge IX
Prevenge IX 17 dias atrás
AWESOME....both alfredo and the vommintary.
who took a shit in the toilet
Peepee poopoo
Marc Harrison
Marc Harrison 17 dias atrás
If you dont have fettuccine you can glue spaghetti together. Laughed my ass off, subscribed and continued laughing throughout. Overall great experience
Aurora Bjørkavåg
Aurora Bjørkavåg 17 dias atrás
‘pretend you’re 22 and single’ KSJSKKSJS
mila
mila 17 dias atrás
jeez i know i suck at cooking. god damn. thanks for rubbing it in my face. one of the many things i just can't do, and will never be able to do. even youtube's algorithms know that i can't do something that should be so easy, and recommends me a channel saying i fucking suck at cooking. I GET IT. at this point gordon fucking ramsay should just come to my house and beat the shit out of me while screaming i can't fucking cook. i can't even *boil water* right.
Keith Welsh
Keith Welsh 17 dias atrás
I should call her
Anirban Chakraborty
Anirban Chakraborty 17 dias atrás
3 heart attack of butter... That should be an international system of measurement of butter.
Qi Zhang
Qi Zhang 17 dias atrás
I subscribed after 90 seconds
Erin T.
Erin T. 17 dias atrás
I love this so much, the puns and jokes the "from the top make it drop" XD I loveeeeeeee ty this brought me happiness
Hope Fletcher
Hope Fletcher 17 dias atrás
You are a funny guy. I just found your channel and will be back for the food and the narrative.
ŸümMy GGG
ŸümMy GGG 17 dias atrás
Ysac is theDoo
zey
zey 17 dias atrás
How did you make the noodles by yourself
Mr Davis
Mr Davis 17 dias atrás
Mr. Alfredo didn't show up to my room. I was very disappointed. Maybe I didn't use enough parmesan.
doddles_of thecrafts
doddles_of thecrafts 18 dias atrás
U too funny b
darknight121000
darknight121000 18 dias atrás
That intro was so beautiful, I’m Italian and I approve.
wintrparkgrl
wintrparkgrl 18 dias atrás
he had 56 years 8 months to live when he posted this
Jen
Jen 18 dias atrás
Late watching this but always amusing to see the aftermath of comments when people try to be quick to get likes right when a vid is uploaded and copy the first most liked comment which is why I'm seeing a ton of dumb castoff "pretend you're 22" ones, and actually managed to get likes in the most unoriginal way, brava.
luke pettis
luke pettis 18 dias atrás
This is my favorite channel keep up the funny content
Uri Rennert
Uri Rennert 18 dias atrás
Damn I have one of those plates you put the butter on
Taila Blu
Taila Blu 18 dias atrás
From the top, make it drop That's some fettuccine Get a bucket and a mop Clean the fettuccine I'm talkin' mop mop mop Up that fettuccine Stop making a mess on my floor With that fettuccine
Marin Velenik
Marin Velenik 18 dias atrás
From the life calendar I've concluded that ysac expects to die at 90-93 And that he's currently in his 30's
Lorde Gheebus
Lorde Gheebus 19 dias atrás
I did the math, he has about 57 years left if he doesn’t cross off any more days early.
PimpleJThomas
PimpleJThomas 19 dias atrás
Mmm you’re seriously risking losing all your Italian followers
HypnoToad
HypnoToad 19 dias atrás
Came for the recipe stayed for the laughs😂
kitten kitsune
kitten kitsune 19 dias atrás
"pretend your 22 and single" ahhhh
nk
nk 19 dias atrás
anybody remember the italian intro from pesto in 2018
Aulia Ali
Aulia Ali 19 dias atrás
I like your voice
Brady Ryder
Brady Ryder 19 dias atrás
Its very unlike him to actually grade the cheese
Er_ Tapro
Er_ Tapro 19 dias atrás
It's also called the pasta you eat when you are ill , and you only use a lil piece of butter and that's it (no cheese) . No one in italy with a normal state of mind would make this pasta unless he's feeling very ill ; i can't even imagine someone ordering it at a restaurant. Btw Mr.Alfredo is still alive and his restaurant in Rome is mostly visited by tourists , since no italians would actually pay for hospital food .
You Suck At Cooking
You Suck At Cooking 17 dias atrás
Haha all good. I probably should have titled it "original Alfredo" or something. The battle of the restaurant where he first made it (and then sold) and the one he started up afterward is a funny part of the history as well.
Er_ Tapro
Er_ Tapro 19 dias atrás
@You Suck At Cooking i think you're rigth tho he dead , but his restaurant isn't , so you know , i just wanted to complain a little on the internet ; i just wanted to point out that in italy no one makes that type of pasta unless they feel ill , and the recipe that we use , like the one that we actually do , it's just pasta and a little bit of butter ; with that i wanted to say that fettucine alfredo are not an italian dish , cause the only one who makes it that way is this guy called alfredo in his restaurant and Americans . I have been inaccurate but my point wasn't the fact of mr alfredo being alive or not . I'm sorry for wasting your time.
You Suck At Cooking
You Suck At Cooking 19 dias atrás
I didn't realize Alfredo di Lelio was still alive. He should be more famous for holding the record for "longest life lived" at 139.
Povilas Berniukevičius
This one plate of pasta is probably dense enough to break the table of droped
name surname
name surname 19 dias atrás
cardi b is quaking rn
BlazinThat
BlazinThat 19 dias atrás
The salt goes in after the water starts to boil and before you put the noods in.
ENMA
ENMA 19 dias atrás
Na this is not working without il vento d'oro
PlayToy_ Cardi_
PlayToy_ Cardi_ 19 dias atrás
Did u noticed there's 2 people making this video That means 👫?
ABUBAKR ISMAIL
ABUBAKR ISMAIL 19 dias atrás
This guy must be trolling us by grating he's cheese manually
Daruween
Daruween 20 dias atrás
You Suck At Cooking makes Adam Ragusea reffrence 😳😳😳
Aarti Chawla
Aarti Chawla 20 dias atrás
Excuse me sir,I AM exactly 22 and single.who told you ? The gods who suck at cooking ?
M e
M e 20 dias atrás
I just pooped and it make such a big explosion that I felt the toilet water go inside my asshole
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